Lyrics The Mob Rap, Pt. 5 - J.T. Machinima

("Oh no. OH NO.
I recognize that creepy music!")
("Welcome, everyone,
to the fifth reunion!")
("I'm gonna need you guys to wrap it up real quick)
("Did somebody say...
RAP?")
("Oh no... Sonny, help me!")
After all this time
We've made some changes
Come with me
See the brand new faces
How long has it been?
Hard to say.
It's me, Skeleton,
But I've gone astray!
Still a marksman
Handy with a bow
If i hit you with an arrow
It'll make you very slow
I've been through a lot,
Can you tell from my clothes?
But the bars that I drop
Are still ice cold!
I'm not a Zombie,
I'm just a Husk
But I'll survive the sun
From dawn to dusk
I like it hot
I'm awful sunburned
And when I punch you
I'll hit you with hunger
My brain is fried
My skin is charred
If I don't kill you
You'll just starve
When you're in the desert
You don't wanna touch me
Do I look like a guy
Who'd carry sunscreen?
Hey, extra-crispy,
Take a seat
I'm an iced-out bear
But I'll spit some heat
You mess with my cub
And I'll make you my snack
Get up on my hind legs
And come down with a whack
Poke the bear
You get the claws
I'll use your bones
To floss my jaws
Damn, that's cold
I got 'em like "BRR!"
By the way,
Don't touch the fur!
I hear them outside my door
(Here we go again!)
I can't take it anymore
(Will this ever end?)
These mobs keep on coming
They got me a-running
How have I survived
All the way to part five?!
("Can't believe I still haven't died!")
I don't have weapons
To kill you with
And for the last time
I'm not a silverfish!
Even though that's kind
Of what I'm acting like
I might be small
But my raps are tight
Ender Pearls
Make Endermites
So you better stock up
On pesticide
I'll hunt you down
When I prowl around
"GET SOME SOUL SAND,
DROWN IT NOW!"
("Take that, vile parasite!")
Eh, what's up, doc?
Got any carrots?
I like 'em a lot
Sorry about hopping
And chomping on your crops
"Somebody said carrots?"
It's all that we want!
I've got a big family,
We're pretty good at eating
"And I thought chickens
Were the best at breeding!"
Run, it's a wolf
And he looks pretty hungry!
"He's no match
For the Killer Bunny!!"
Come prepared
If you're looking for Atlantis
If you breathe air
You won't have an advantage
Razor-sharp thorns
Laser-beam vision
Want an easy fight?
Better keep fishing!
Our temple is ancient
With treasure at the core
But it'd be wise
To stay ashore!
Attention, Squid:
You should all get lost
Touch our gold
And you will deal with our boss!
...Take us out the water,
And we just flop
I hear them outside my door
(Here we go again!)
I can't take it anymore
(Will this ever end?)
These mobs keep on coming
They got me a-running
How have I survived
All the way to part five?!
("Seriously, how am I still alive?!")
Want to pet me?
Not today!
Come close
And I'll run away
I keep my distance
When I stalk my prey
Just spotted a chicken
A couple blocks away
I'll be your cat
On one condish:
Keep me fed
With a lot of fish
I'll scare the Creepers
And protect your home
Dogs suck,
Cats own!
Welcome to The End
Keep an eye on the bricks
I blend right in
Because I'm full of tricks
I'll hit you with a spell
It will levitate you well
And your petty arrows
Won't penetrate my shell
Don't need a stronghold
My shell's a fort
Hit me with a sword
And I teleport
Our defenses
Will hold you for hours
Watch your step
When you climb our towers!
My back is aching
My feet are hurting
Why do I have
To be your servant?
I swear to Notch
If you keep me working
I'll put the "Beast"
Back in "beast of burden"
I'm sick and tired
Of being treated like vermin
Don't make me bring my herd in!
I carry more than a horse
"But you're not as fast!
Kiss yourself,
'Cause you're an Ass!"
Heads up
Get low!
I'm 'bout
To blow!
I'm known to drop bombs a lot
And I've been hissing long
Before Ocelots
Y'all know me,
I'm the OG mob
I rap-battle Zombies
And blow things up
So you can call this
My bomb track
I go out with a bang
On a Mob Rap!
("Creeper! Hey!
Sans and Papyrus called,
They want their puns back")
("Eh, shut up, Ghast,
nobody invited you")
I hear them outside my door
(Here we go again!)
I can't take it anymore
(Will this ever end?)
These mobs keep on coming
They got me a-running
How have I survived
All the way to part five?!
("Oh, wow, what a horrible nightmare!
It's ok... Just a dream...
Just a dream...")
("Until next time.!")