Lyrics Willie Got Me Stoned (Live) - Jack Johnson
Willie
got
me
stoned
and
took
all
my
money
I
was
50
dollars
up
and
then
my
mind
went
funny
It
didn't
really
help
that
I
didn't
know
the
rules
of
the
Game
And
it
probably
didn't
help
that
I
can't
remember
my
name
Willie
got
me
stoned
and
took
all
of
my
cash
One
high
low
split
and
he
kicked
my
ass
He
gave
me
knuckles
across
the
table
and
all
my
cards
went
Blurry
And
like
a
puff
of
smoke
all
my
cash
went
up
in
a
hurry
Willie
got
me
stoned
and
took
me
for
everything
I
had
I
had
to
walk
home
I
had
no
money
for
a
cab
I
didn't
have
the
heart
to
ask
anybody
for
a
ride
And
nobody
in
the
room
looked
in
any
condition
to
drive
Willie
got
me
stoned
and
took
away
all
mine
He
sent
me
back
to
the
kiddie
table,
he
took
away
my
pride
Now
I'm
sitting
here
with
my
band
again
feeling
like
a
Joker
Thinking
about
how
much
I
really
suck
at
playing
poker
And
thinking
about
my
pockets
and
was
Willie
the
one
who
broke
them
And
would
I
really
take
a
toke
if
they
rolled
Willie
up
and
smoked
him
Hell
yes
I
would
and
I
know
it
mind
sound
Funny
But
Willie
got
me
stoned
and
took
all
of
my.
Willie
got
me
stoned
and
took
all
my
money
Willie
got
me
stoned
and
took
all
my
money
Hell
yes
I
would
and
I
know
it
mind
sound
funny
But
Willie
got
me
stoned
and
took
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