Lyrics Malibu Is Overrated - Jaydoh Aydoh

Nah I can't let you get on my boy like that Jay
Bro Jay be rapping like "uh..."
Hehehehe
Stack that bitch up Mike stack it bruh
Stack it!
Jaydoh, Aydoh, Hardest
Yuh you already know
(Ay Jaydoh, make sure not to burn the house down!)

Chapter 22 in the book of Revelations
Thou shalt not fuck with the world's hardest Caucasian (Hardest Caucasian Alive)
This shit goes out to all my Aydoh out-of-staters
Imma tell you one time, Malibu Is Overrated (Ohhh yeahh)
And so is Calabasas (Calabasas)
You stay away from that 818 action! (Stay away)
I never said that this song would make you happy (I never said that)
Man you don't wanna get me started rap rapping (Caucasian, caucasian)
Alright, let's get to it
Mr. 805, need my neck with that many Cubans
Gave you OnlyFans, YouTube, but nothing seemed to do it (Nothing did?)
Man, I know they've been waiting on this music (C'mon Jaydoh, please)
I know you know I rap, but I still need to prove it
If it hurts you to hear Jaydoh, sorry for using confusion
Please get- please get off my PP and don't study how I'm moving
You are just not live enough to be my substitution
Zillow- Zillow window shopping and I cannot wait to move in
Then I check the price again and I feel fucking stupid (Fuck bro)
DM Drizzy like hey papi how you doing (How you doing)
Like do you have a million dollars you aren't using?
No for real, fuck California
Why you think I was so quick to go and jump across the border?
Look I go to work, get paid, have a good morning
I pay for gas and then I'm left with just a quarter (Fucked up)
(Hold up- they really said a million up on Zillow)
You better cough rent money if you're sliding to my cribbo
If they- if they say I'm not the hardest Caucasian, don't wanna hear it
Only thing that's getting near it is albino Armadillos (Them motherfuckers hard)
And when the sun goes down
I'm still laying sum down, like it's 4000 pounds (Hardest cock!)
Heard they call me culture vulture, boi stop playing around
Even if you ran a check I wouldn't steal your sound
Not dissing Chosen, boi I'm loaded up with four thousand rounds
Acting pussy over pennies, I'm a goddamn hound
Matter fact, if I'm a vulture that'd be beneficial to you
Cuz you're looking kinda dead I could pick you off the ground (Yeah I could do that)
Man I'm going overtime again
Someone call the fireman, this cost is higher than
What I need to keep the lights on, no one will hire him
First chair and it's my song, used to be second violin, it's Aydoh

Now I ain't talking to a bitch that ain't never given top (Bop)
Got a bad lil shordie and she be right around the block
I ain't never call a Uber, yeah I make the bitch walk (Woo)
She want the Malibu life, bitch do I look like Tony Stark?
Bi-bi- big ass mansion you gotta grind very hard
Drop a rack a month on insurance for your car (Skrr!)
Goyard all around, but I see no yard
Just to live this life, yeah, you really gotta ball (Uh)

Two tone steel, no wheels no chains
He ain't shoot shit, he from the Palisades
I ain't got new friends, back with the day ones, aye
Sun on my face when I blaze all day (When I blaze)
Got the stainless steel for the stain when I spray
Ain't no trace when we hit 'em with the range
Catching no case, fuck the opps 'til I lay
But I do got the beam on this beam
This a M4, no race
Hollow- hollows on me, this not a holiday
When I'm flowing like the sea breeze
How I got the waves
Rolling up with the tree, weed running in my brain
With the gang and we knee-deep
The mud where we came
Do this all the time, I'm surprised that you came
It's the gang on the beat
No retreat we got aim
I said "Fuck the bu"
And I don't fuck with the lames
Catch me sliding down the coast, taking over PCH

Da-
Da-dammm, you made this with that skin?
The block is hot t-t-t-
The block is hot in the suburbs
Oh yeahh
Ay Jaydoh, make sure not to burn the house down!