Lyrics The World According To Chris - Christy Altomare , Derek Klena , Ben Thompson , Carrie: The Musical Ensemble
Guess
what,
ever
since
the
world
began
Same
plot,
everyone's
been
dumping
on
their
fellow
man
Pounding
people
they
feel
better
than
I
hope
you're
taking
notes
cause
You
feel
everyone
deserves
a
shot,
get
real!
Some
of
us
have
got
it
girl
and
some
got
squat
That's
the
truth,
oh
honey,
like
it
or
not
I
hate
to
break
it
to
you
My
daddy
taught
me
you
get
nowhere
being
nice
So
now
I'm
sharing
his
advice
The
world
according
to
Chris
is
Better
to
strike
then
get
struck
Better
to
screw
then
get
screwed
You'd
probably
think
it's
bizarre
But
that's
the
way
things
are
But
that
doesn't
mean
it
has
to
be
that
way!
What
does
it
cost
to
be
kind?
Ew,
what
have
you
done
with
my
best
friend?
Billy,
so
tell
me,
am
I
right,
or
am
I
right?
Trust
me
I
swear
there's
a
dick
in
every
class
Not
fair;
each
and
every
time
I
fail,
those
losers
pass
Hey,
everyone
of
them
can
kiss
my
ass
You
wonder
why
I
love
him
One
year,
there
was
this
good
looking
guy
So
queer;
and
on
top
of
that
he
had
a
wandering
eye
One
day
he
looks
at
me
and,
huh,
bye-bye
I
bet
he
got
the
message
We're
here
to
tell
you
how
this
whole
damn
freak
show
works
If
you
don't
listen,
then
you're
jerks!
The
world
according
to
Chris
is
Better
to
punch
than
get
punched
Better
to
burn
than
get
burned
Learn
that
and
you're
gonna
go
far
Cause
that's
the
way
things
are
na
na
na
na
na
na
na
na
na
na
na
na
na
na
na
na
na
na
na
na
na
na
na
na
na
na
na
na
na
na
Do
you
believe
her?
C'mon,
she's
just
being
Chris
You
weren't
there!
It
was
awful!
We
were
hurting
Carrie!
Ah,
I'm
sure
it
wasn't
that
bad
Tommy,
you
don't
understand
What
was
just
a
joke
got
out
of
hand
We
kept
on
screaming
til
she
hit
the
floor
C'mon,
everybody
was
doing
it
Hey,
I
was
in
there,
too
What
came
over
me
was
something
new
I
did
things
I'd
never
done
before
And
now
I
wish
there's
something
I
could
do
or
say
I've
never
ever
felt
this
way
Look,
Sue
Don't
be
so
hard
on
yourself
You
can
tell
me
to
keep
my
mouth
shut
But,
wanna
know
what
I'd
advise?
What?
Apologize
Apologize!
Oh,
Tommy!
That's
genius!
Ew,
Sue
I
can
tell
you're
feeling
sad,
boo
hoo!
So,
we
clobbered
Carrie
and
that's
too
damn
bad
This
is
why
you've
gotta
love
my
dad
He's
got
the
right
idea
My
daddy
taught
me
who's
on
top
and
who's
below
And
now
it's
time
I
let
you
know
The
world
according
to
Chris
You're
joking,
right?
You
can't
possibly
mean
all
this?
Why
are
you
being
such
a
buzz-kill?
Chris,
grow
up
na
na
na
na
na
na
na
na
na
na
na
na
na
na
na
Let's
party,
people!
The
world
according
to
Chris
(The
world!)
The
world
according
to
Chris
(The
world!)
The
world
according
to
Chris
(The
world!)
The
world
according
to
Chris
(The
world!)
The
world
according
to
Chris
is
Better
to
whip
than
get
whipped
Even
if
somebody
bleeds
Please,
nobody
dies
from
a
scar
And
that's
the
way
things
are
1 In
2 Carrie
3 Open Your Heart
4 And Eve Was Weak
5 The World According To Chris
6 Unsuspecting Hearts
7 Do Me a Favor
8 I Remember How Those Boys Could Dance
9 A Night We'll Never Forget
10 You Shine
11 Why Not Me?
12 Stay Here Instead
13 When There's No One
14 Prom Arrival
15 Unsuspecting Hearts (Reprise)
16 Prom Climax
17 Alma Mater
18 The Destruction
19 Carrie (Reprise)
20 Epilogue
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