Lyrics It's My Nose's Birthday (Not Mine) [Remastered] - Jimmy Durante
The
other
night
I'm
walking
home
And
feelin'
so
gay
When
I'm
walking
home
I'm
always
that
way
What
a
home
I
got
The
kitchen
is
delightful,
the
living
room
is
grand,
And
the
bathroom
is
out
of
this
world.
Which
makes
it
a
little
bit
inconvenient.
When
I
opened
up
my
door
I
got
the
grandest
suprise
All
my
friends
were
there
and
they
began
to
harmonize
Wait
a
minute,
wait
a
minute!
Curb
your
enthusiasm,
this
isn't
my
birthday.
No,
but
it's
the
birthday
of
someone
near
and
dear
to
me
It's
my
Nose's
Birthday
not
mine
And
I'm
proud
to
say
the
snoz
is
doin'
fine
My
nose
was
born
upon
this
day
in
eighteen
ninety
three
Exactly
two
weeks
later
the
stork
delivered
me
Was
the
first
time
that
a
nose
outweighed
the
child
When
I
was
born
my
dad
took
one
look
at
my
snoz
and
said:
Stork,
take
that
back!
Just
because
our
country's
emblem
is
an
eagle
That
don't
mean
we
have
to
raise
one.
But
in
spite
of
my
dad
The
snoz
and
I
are
closer
than
David
and
Pretentious.
Not
even
a
mustache
has
ever
come
between
us
I
tried
to
raise
a
mustache
once
and
what
happened?
Nutin'
It
wouldn't
grow
in
the
shade
It's
sabotage
But
I'm
as
happy
as
I
can
be
Cuz'
it's
my
nose's
golden
anaversary.
Looking
back
over
the
years
The
snoz
and
I
weathered
many
a
storm.
I
remember
years
ago
my
first
train
ride
I
was
on
a
lower
birth
when
I
decided
to
call
the
porter
So
I
stuck
my
nose
out
through
the
curtin
and
what
happened?
The
porter
came
by,
grabbed
my
snoz,
and
before
I
could
pull
it
back
in
He
brused
it,
shined
it,
polished,
and
said:
Now
where's
the
other
shoe?
A
big
tear
started
to
roll
down
my
nose
And
it's
a
brave
tear
that
will
start
on
a
trip
like
that
I
felt
sorry
for
the
snoz
But
I'm
proud
of
'em
Why?
I'll
tell
ya:
The
snoz
was
never
unreasonable
He'd
never
asked
for
no
french
rolled
handkerchiefs,
He
didn't
need
no
french
rolled
handkerchiefs
A
whipe
of
the
cuff
was
enough.
Yes.
And
I'll
never
forget
the
time
the
snoz
saved
my
life.
I
was
one
of
those
sultry
weekends
at
the
beach
I'm
in
the
water
swimming
the
Australian
crawl
When
I
find
myself
face
to
face
with
a
vicious
swordfish
He
was
about
to
attack,
but
after
taking
a
second
look
at
me
the
sordfish
said:
"I
give
up,
you're
equiped
with
a
superior
weapon."
So
ya
see
I'm
as
happy
as
I
can
be
Cuz'
it's
my
nose's
golden
anniversary,
Cuz'
it's
my
nose's
golden
anniversary.
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