Lyrics Third Rock From the Sun - Joe Diffie
Welcome
to
Earth,
third
rock
from
the
Sun
She
walks
into
Smokey's,
one
hip
at
a
time
Like
a
broken
field
runner
slippin'
through
the
lines
He
likes
the
way
she
looks
so
he
calls
the
little
wife
Says
"don't
wait
up
for
me,
I'll
be
working
late
tonight"
Wife
hangs
up
the
phone
bursts
into
tears
Calls
her
sister
up
and
cries
"get
over
here"
Sister
tells
her
boyfriend
"be
back
in
a
while"
Boyfriend
wants
a
beer,
the
store
is
just
a
mile
He
leaves
the
motor
runnin',
he'll
only
be
a
minute
His
car
drives
away
with
teenagers
in
it
The
driver
tells
his
buddies
"got
one
life
to
live"
They
scream
into
the
night,
lets
get
it
over
with
Cause
and
effect,
chain
of
events
All
of
the
chaos
makes
perfect
sense
When
you're
spinnin'
round
Things
come
undone
Welcome
to
Earth,
third
rock
from
the
Sun
The
kid
guns
the
gas,
car
starts
to
swerve
Heads
for
a
semi-truck,
jumps
the
curb
Truck
hits
a
bigboy
in
the
Shoney's
parking
lot
Flies
through
the
air,
takes
out
the
bank
clock
Clock
strikes
a
light
pole,
transformer
sparks
Lines
go
down,
town
goes
dark
Waitress
calls
the
cops,
says
she
saw
it
all
Swears
a
giant
alien
has
landed
at
the
mall
Cops
ring
up
the
mayor
says
"there's
panic
in
the
street"
"We
hate
to
wake
you
up
but
we
can't
find
the
chief"
Mayor
says
"use
your
head,
if
he
ain't
in
his
car
"He's
hiding
from
his
wife,
down
at
Smokey's
bar"
Cause
and
effect,
chain
of
events
All
of
the
chaos
makes
perfect
sense
When
you're
spinnin'
round
Things
come
undone
Welcome
to
Earth,
third
rock
from
the
Sun
Cause
and
effect,
chain
of
events
All
of
the
chaos
makes
perfect
sense
When
you're
spinnin'
round
Things
come
undone
Welcome
to
Earth,
third
rock
from
the
Sun
Welcome
to
Earth,
third
rock
from
the
Sun
Welcome
to
Earth,
third
rock
from
the
Sun
Welcome
to
Earth,
third
rock
from
the
Sun
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