1 (Overture) : Why, Why, Why?
2 The Sporting Life
3 Dear Old Mum - A London-Irish Lament.
4 Monty Mundy (Is Maltese)!
5 The Shades Of Night
6 What A Racket!
7 The Bishop And The Actress.
8 Think Of The Show! - A Thespian's Lament.
9 Never So Nice In The Morning
10 Health & Safety
11 Worse Things Happen At Sea