Lyrics Whose That - John Hartford

Who's that a hiding in the tree trunks?
Who's that a standing there afar?
Who's that a hiding 'neath the back porch?
Who's that underneath the car?
Who's that a creeping by the window?
Who's that a walking on the roof?
Who's that a pecking on the bedroom wall?
I don't know, do you?

Who's that running by the mailbox?
Who's that a letting out that groan?
Who's that a sliding down the drain pipe?
Who's that a talking on the phone?
Who's that a leaving them bathtub rings?
Who drank my Mountain Dew?
Who's that a talking on the radio?
I don't know, do you?

Who's that a stinking up the school house?
Who's that a getting all the play?
Who's that stole my fountain pen?
Who ate my mayonnaise?
Who's that a hanging around the drug store?
Who's that who used my spoon?
Who's that a making all the money?
I don't know, do you?