Lyrics Pineapple Pete - Johnny Mercer
Pineapple
Pete
with
the
Luau
seat,
He
loves
to
sit
and
he
loves
to
eat;
The
sweetest
guy
you
could
hope
to
meet,
But
it
seems
that
his
dinner
goes,
to
his
seat.
Pineapple
Pete
started
out
on
Poi,
And
when
he
started
did
he
enjoy!
Before
he
grew
to
a
full
grown
boy,
He
was
one-quarter
avoir,
half
dupois.
He
went
on
to
grapple,
with
Philadelphia
Scrapple.
With
meatloaf
and
mustard,
and
cantaloupe
and
custard.
He
ate
so
many
starches
he
flattened
both
his
arches.
And
now
no
body's
able,
to
pry
him
from
the
table-
Pineapple
Pete,
has
become
so
fat.
He's
got
to
stay
seated
where
he's
at.
He
can't
dig
you,
so
hurry
out
and
meet.
The
worlds-famous
eater,
with
the
enormous
seater.
Pineapple
Pete.
While
most
folks
are
restin,
he's
chompin
and
digestin.
While
they're
busy
surfin,
he's
arfin
and
he's
erfin.
When
they
say
Aloha
he
hollars
out
some
moah.
A
mouth
full
of
papaya,
prevents
him
sayin
Hi-ya.
Need
I
repeat,
never
watch
his
weight.
He
keeps
his
eye
on
his
neighbors
plate.
And
if
you
turn
or
you
miss
a
beat,
Man
your
10
ounces
thinner,
cause
who's
got
your
dinner?
Pineapple
Pete.
1 You Must Have Been a Beautiful Baby
2 Little Ol' Tune
3 Moon River
4 I Wanna Be In Love Again
5 The Days of Wine and Roses
6 Talk to Me Baby
7 Goody Goody
8 Summer Wind
9 Little Ingenue
10 Something's Gotta Give
11 Satin Doll
12 It's Great to Be Alive
13 That Old Black Magic
14 Tangerine
15 The What-Cha-Ma-Call It
16 Midnight Sun
17 I'm Old Fashioned
18 Come Rain or Come Shine
19 Too Marvelous for Words
20 Autumn Leaves
21 Any Place I Hang My Hat Is Home
22 The Air-Minded Executive
23 Pineapple Pete
24 I Thought About You
25 One for My Baby (And One More for the Road)
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