Lyrics Soft Rocked By Me - Jonathan Coulton
I
thought
we′d
start
our
evening
off
with
a
glass
of
cold
rose
Then
we
can
sit
here
on
the
couch
just
holding
hands
And
I'll
say
that
you′re
beautiful
You
might
say
I'm
moving
too
fast
But
I
won't
mind
Because
I
know
in
time
You
will
be
soft
rocked
by
me
Though
it
may
take
some
time
I
know
eventually
You
will
be
soft
rocked
by
me
I
use
the
passive
voice
to
show
how
gentle
I′ll
be
When
I
soft
rock
you
You
will
know
it′s
true
That
you've
never
been
soft
rocked
till
you′ve
been
soft
rocked
by
me
I'll
listen
to
the
things
you
say
about
the
way
you
feel
I′ll
smile
an
understanding
smile
when
your
boyfriend
calls
And
you'll
go,
but
you′ll
think
of
me
And
one
day
you'll
knock
on
my
door
Because
you
want
to
be
Soft
rocked
by
me
You
will
be
soft
rocked
by
me
Though
it
may
take
some
time
I
know
eventually
You
will
be
soft
rocked
by
me
I
use
the
passive
voice
to
show
how
gentle
I'll
be
When
I
soft
rock
you
You
will
know
it′s
true
That
you′ve
never
been
soft
rocked
until
you've
been
soft
rocked
by
me
Have
you
ever
been
in
love
with
a
man
who′s
sensitive?
Have
you
ever
spent
the
night
with
a
man
who
cries?
Well
that's
me:
I′m
sensitive
And
I
cry,
I'm
crying
right
now
In
a
manly
way
Because
I
know
someday
You
will
be
soft
rocked
by
me
Though
it
may
take
some
time
I
know
eventually
You
will
be
soft
rocked
by
me
I
use
the
passive
voice
to
show
how
gentle
I′ll
be
When
I
soft
rock
you
You
will
know
it's
true
That
you've
never
been
soft
rocked
until
you′ve
been
soft
rocked
by
me
1 I’m a Mason Now
2 First of May
3 Millionaire Girlfriend
4 I Hate California
5 Bozo’s Lament
6 I’m Having a Party
7 Summer’s Over
8 The Big Boom
9 I’m Your Moon
10 You Ruined Everything
11 Still Alive
12 You Oughta Know
13 Pressure
14 Nemeses (feat. John Roderick)
15 The World Belongs to You
16 Chiron Beta Prime
17 Madelaine
18 Don’t Talk to Strangers
19 Take Care of Me
20 Curl
21 Furry Old Lobster
22 You Could Be Her
23 Resolutions
24 When You Go
25 Till the Money Comes
26 Tom Cruise Crazy
27 Soft Rocked By Me
28 Not About You
29 Rock and Roll Boy
30 SkyMall
31 Under the Pines
32 Big Bad World One
33 Drive
34 Podsafe Christmas Song
35 Nemeses
36 Alone At Home
37 The Stache
38 Down Today
39 Now I Am an Arsonist (feat. Suzanne Vega)
40 Fraud
41 Glasses
42 Sucker Punch
43 Sticking It to Myself
44 See You All in Hell
45 My Monkey
46 Shop Vac
47 Brand New Sucker
48 Sibling Rivalry
49 De-Evolving
50 Today with Your Wife
51 Want You Gone (Elegant Too Remix)
52 Program Initiation Assistant
53 Bills, Bills, Bills
54 Dance, Soterios Johnson, Dance (Demo)
55 I Crush Everything (Demo)
56 Skullcrusher Mountain (Demo)
57 The Future Soon (Demo)
58 Mandelbrot Set (Demo)
59 Want You Gone (Elegant Too Remix)
60 Code Monkey (PG)
61 Mandelbrot Set (PG)
62 Octopus
63 Intro 1
64 Re Vos Cerveaux
65 Intro 2
66 My Beige Bear
67 Intro 3
68 Intro 4
69 Washy Ad Jeffy
70 Intro 5
71 Monkey Shines
72 Intro 6
73 Intro 7
74 Intro 8
75 Birdhouse in Your Soul
76 Blue Sunny Day
77 Intro 9
78 Intro 10
79 Intro 11
80 Intro 12
81 Intro 13
82 Intro 14
83 Intro 15
84 Intro 16
85 Welcome to the Machine
86 Intro 17
87 Kodachrome
88 I Will
89 We Will Rock You
90 We Are the Champions
91 That Spells DNA
92 Womb with a View
93 Todd the T1000
94 Better
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