Lyrics Gaston - Caleb Hyles , Jonathan Young
Gosh,
it
disturbs
me
to
see
you,
Gaston
Looking
so
down
in
the
dumps
Every
guy
here'd
love
to
be
you,
Gaston!
Even
when
taking
your
lumps
There's
no
man
in
town
as
admired
as
you
You're
everyone's
favourite
guy!
Everyone's
awed
and
inspired
by
you
And
it's
not
very
hard
to
see
why
No
one's
slick
as
Gaston
No
one's
quick
as
Gaston
No
one's
neck's
as
incredibly
thick
as
Gaston
For
there's
no
man
in
town
half
as
manly
Perfect,
a
pure
paragon!
You
can
ask
any
Tom,
Dick
or
Stanley
An
they'll
tell
you
whose
team
they'd
prefer
to
be
on
Who
plays
darts
like
Gaston?
Who
breaks
hearts
like
Gaston?
Who's
much
more
than
a
sum
of
his
parts
like
Gaston?
As
a
specimen,
yes,
I'm
intimidating!
My,
what
a
guy,
that
Gaston!
I
needed
encouragement,
thank
you,
Leefou
Well,
there's
no
one
as
easy
to
bolster
as
you!
Too
much?
...Yep
No
one
fights
like
Gaston
Douses
lights
like
Gaston
In
a
wrestling
match,
nobody
bites
like
Gaston
When
I
hunt,
I
sneak
up
with
my
quiver
And
beasts
of
the
field
say
a
prayer
First
I
carefully
aim
for
the
liver
Then
I
shoot
from
behind
Is
that
fair?
I
don't
care
No
one
hits
like
Gaston
Matches
wits
like
Gaston
In
a
spitting
match
nobody
spits
like
Gaston
I'm
specially
good
at
expectorating
Ten
points
for
Gaston!
When
I
was
a
lad
I
ate
four
dozen
eggs
Every
morning
to
help
me
get
large
And
now
that
I'm
grown
I
eat
five
dozen
eggs
So
I'm
roughly
the
size
of
a
bull!
Who
has
brains
(like
Gaston)?
Entertains
(like
Gaston)?
Who
can
make
up
these
endless
refrains
like
Gaston?
I
use
antlers
in
all
of
my
decorating
Say
it
again!
Who's
a
man
among
men?
Who's
the
super
success?
Don't
you
know?
Can't
you
guess?
Ask
his
fans
and
his
five
hangers-on
There's
just
one
guy
in
town
Who's
got
all
of
it
down!
And
his
name's
G-A-S...
T...
I
believe
there's
another
T...
It
just
occurred
to
me
that
I'm
illiterate
And
I've
never
actually
had
to
spell
it
out
loud
before...
GASTON!
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