Lyrics I Saw Your Cock On Craigs List - Jonny McGovern

This is your Gay Pimp daddy
Coming to you with a very sad story
Its the tale of 2 homosexual gentleman
Who were in love or so they thought
Till one of those gentlemen saw something bad
And it broke their love apart

I thought you were the one
So cute and so much fun
We been dating for a while
Having a gay ole time
You loved the internet
That's cool, that's how we met
And you were so damn good in bed
You were rocking me out of my head
Then one day I was sitting round
You said you were out of town
Looking at my laptop
It sent me into shock

I saw your Cock on Craigs List
You telling me to not trip
But you're supposed to be fucking me tonight
I saw your Cock on Craigs List
You're telling its bullshit
But baby I know your junk by sight

I saw your freaky ad
Your cock pic made me mad
You said you were a hungry party bottom
And now we got a problem
You said oh it's not me
But I can plainly see your tattoo and your underwear
Not to mention your mole down there

I saw your Cock on Craigs List you telling me to not trip
But you're supposed to be fucking me tonight
I saw your Cock on Craigs List
You're telling its bullshit
But baby I know your junk by sight

Why you gotta treat me so bad baby
Why you gotta do me wrong all over the internet like that
I mean you were on Craigs List not even manhunt but Craigslist
Like a common street ho! Why you gotta do me like that baby
You know what I don't even wanna hear it
You put your cock on Craigs List
When it was supposed to be just for me
That means its time for you to leave

I saw your Cock on Craigs List