Lyrics Mary and Willie - K.T. Oslin

This is the story of Mary and Willi modern lovers who never met
They're both looking for that perfect love neither ones found yet
Ya see Willi wants his women beautiful or Willi don't want em at all
If Willi can't have a beauty on his arm Willi stays home Willi drinks
Beer Willi watches ball that's why Willi ain't
Got no woman let's see why Mary ain't got no man
Let's take a look at ole hard working
Mary got a little business its doin well
Well she says her workin life is heaven her personal life is
Hell maybe Mary is much to choosy and she might end up alone.
If Mary can't have Mr.
Perfect on her arm everyone else is wrong.
Mary ain't got no one to call her baby
Willi ain't got no shoulder to lean on.
Nothing ordinary will ever do for Willi and Mary that's
Why Willi ain't got no woman that's why Mary ain't got no man.