Lyrics The Mad Hatter - Kate Shindle , Wonderland Ensemble

Well, hello there, it's me, with how it's gonna be
Settle down and listen up good
The old hatter is gone, but the hat must go on
Worn by me, is that understood?
So shut up and toe the line, while I redefine how this all will be mine
I have a dream, it's got a full head of steam

What is true, what is not, can both change in a shot
People, me, I couldn't care less
'Cause in two seconds flat livin' under my hat is the strategy for success
I will look the other way when you wanna play something more than croquet
You catch my drift, my little personal gift

I'm the mad hatter
Come and follow me, this is it
The mad hatter
All you gotta do is submit, and if you don't my friend
Well then in the end there'll be nothing left to defend
Know what I mean?
When you are facing the Queen

Uppercase, double-spaced, everyone gets a taste
And a brand-new leather hat band (give me the hat)
But to participate, let me reiterate
You must first put me in command
I'm the wonder, understand?
Under wonderland, put the reigns in my hand
I'll do the rest as soon as you've acquiesced!

I'm the mad hatter (mad hatter, mad hatter)
Offering a little bit more (so crazy)
The mad hatter (mad hatter, mad hatter)
Giving you what you're looking for
I am your best worst-case for the choice you face
And the fastest rat in the race (look out)
It's me or the queen and her serene guillotine

There is nothing I won't do
There is nothing too taboo
I will lie (lie), I will cheat (cheat)
I will track you down and then hit delete tout suite
So sweetie, let me repeat

I'm the mad hatter (mad hatter, mad hatter)
Lend allegiance while you still can (huh-huh-huh)
The mad hatter (mad hatter, mad hatter)
More than just a hat with a plan
I am where you belong, the right kind of wrong
And I'll still be going real strong

The bottom line is everything will be fine
As all the planets align, it's gonna be so divine
When all of this will be mine!