Lyrics
DICK.
I
want
to
step
out
Down
the
Champs-Élysées,
From
the
Arch
of
Triumph
To
the
Petit
Palais.
That's
for
me:
Bonjour,
Paris!
MAGGIE.
I
want
to
wander
Through
the
Saint-Honoré,
Do
some
window
shopping
In
the
Rue
de
la
Paix
That's
for
me:
Bonjour,
Paris!
JO.
I
want
to
see
the
den
of
thinking
men
Like
Jean-Paul
Sartre.
I
must
philosophise
with
all
the
guys
Around
Montmartre
and
Montparnasse.
ALL
THREE.
I'm
strictly
(a)
tourist
But
I
couldn't
care
less.
When
they
parlez-vous
me
Then
I
gotta
confess.
That's
for
me:
Bonjour,
Paris!
MEN.
Light
up
the
Louvre
museum
Jazz
up
the
Latin
quarter
To
show
the
richest
and
the
poorest:
Here
it
comes,
The
great
American
tourist!
MAGGIE.
This
has
got
to
be
illegal
What
I
feel
Trés
gay,
trés
chic,
Trés
mag-nifique
C'est
moi,
c'est
vous
C'est
grand,
c'est
too
tout...
It's
too
good
to
be
true,
All
the
things
we
can
do.
You
do
things
to
my
point
of
view.
MEN.
We
can
show
you
the
North
or
We
can
show
you
the
South
then
We
can
show
you
the
West!
MAGGIE.
Come
on
and
show
me
(&
MEN)
the
best!
MAGGIE.
That's
for
me:
Bonjour,
Paris!
PEOPLE.
Bonjour.
MAGGIE.
Bonjour!
JO.
That's
for
me:
Bonjour,
Paris!
PEOPLE.
Bonjour!
DICK.
Living
is
easy,
The
livin'
is
high.
All
good
Americans
Should
come
here
to
die.
PEOPLE.
Bonjour!
MAGGIE.
Is
it
real?
Am
I
here?
JO.
Am
I
here?
Is
it
real?
MAGGIE.
There's
something
missing
MAGGIE
& JO.
There's
something
missing,
I
know.
ALL
THREE.
There's
something
missing
There's
something
missing,
I
know:
There's
still
one
place
I've
got
to
go!
MAGGIE.
Oh!
DICK.
Oh
no!
MAGGIE.
I
thought
that
you
were
tired.
DICK.
You
said
that
you
were
tired.
JO.
I
heard
you
say
that
you...
MAGGIE.
You
told
me
you
were
tired!
DICK.
You
said
that
you
were
so
exhausted!
JO.
You
said
you
needed
sleep!
MAGGIE.
You
told
that
you
had
to
rest.
DICK.
You
said
you
ought
to
rest.
JO.
I
thought
you
wanted
rest.
MAGGIE.
Is
this
what
you
call
rest?
DICK.
I
haven't
time
to
rest!
JO.
This
fussing
and
fretting
It's
getting
my
goat.
DICK.
Let's
all
let
our
hair
down,
We're
in
the
same
boat!
All.
We're
strictly
tourists,
You
can
titter
and
jeer.
All
we
want
to
say
is
La
Fayette,
we
are
here
On
a
spree,
Bonjour,
Paris!
Bonjour!
DICK
Well,
how
was
that?
1 High on a Windy Hill
2 Life Can Be Life
3 The Wise Old Owl
4 Louisiana Purchase
5 Let's Talk About Russia
6 You Took Advantage of Me
7 White Christmas
8 Just One of Those Things
9 That Old Feeling
10 Was That the Human Thing to Do?
11 I Must Have That Man
12 Bazazz
13 I Love a Violin
14 Back Home In Indiana
15 Katie's Blues
16 Old Fashioned Hammock
17 On How to Be Lovely
18 Poor Suzette
19 How Deep is the Ocean
20 Basin Street Blues
21 Dasvidanya
22 'Bout You 'n Me
23 Psychiatrist's Office
24 Clap 'Yo Hands
25 Blue Moon
26 I Hadn't Anyone Till You
27 Myrtle (of Sheepshead Bay)
28 (Where Are You?) Now That I Need You
29 The Lady is a Tramp
30 Kay Thompson's Jingle Bells
31 Holiday Season
32 Think Pink!
33 Ay, Ay, Ay
34 Quel Joie
35 Dolores
36 It's All Right With Me
37 Moonglow
38 The Steam Is On the Beam
39 Beautee Soap, Jingle Pt. 1
40 'E Pinched Me
41 Jubilee
42 Hello, Hello
43 Bonjour, Paris!
44 Light Up the Candles on the Birthday Cake
45 Beautee Soap, Jingle Pt. 2
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