Lyrics Quackery - Kormac

Today's doctors, drugs, and medical devices truly
Work medical miracles for young and old alike
But there are some as phony as a three dollar bill
Help stamp out quackery
Help stamp out quackery
Help stamp out quackery
A doorbell doctor sold this food supplement to treat 42 diseases
It has nothing of value that's not contained
In the food you buy at your supermarket
Investigate before you invest in health services or products
Help stamp out quackery
Help stamp out quackery
Like this Zarette applicator, for example
Which is claimed to cure arthritis with Z-rays
I'm Raymond Massey and I have a special message for senior citizens
There are no Z-rays
Help stamp out quackery
Help stamp out quackery
You gotta be careful nowadays
You gotta be careful nowadays

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