Lyrics Sauce - Kryple , Lil Windex

I had dreams I was gonna be the young Fresh Prince
Smoked weed and I haven't even touched the subject since
That's the life I know, it was eenie minie moe
Y'all be strugglin' to fit in like you're wearin' tiny clothes, oh!
I fight for what I believe in, I'm a crusader
I bring the drama to your door like a newspaper
Y'all nerdy under the cloth, you like the blue ranger
Boy my bitch bad as hell, that's a Tomb Raider
I done put in foot work like a shoe maker
And my weed always look purp, that's a true lace
Don't ask cause I don't do fakes
I'm just here to welcome y'all to my hood, guess I'm the cool neighbor
Kick the door down and now they stay freaked
They ain't want me bustin' in but my pullout game weak
Yeah I think I might just be the greatest
Cause I hit a home run without sliding through the bases
I'm the boss
Everyday I wing it so they say I got the sauce
I ain't talkin' bout teeth see the way I floss
Middle finger up, I don't care about the loss
This is what they cause
Homie I'm the boss
Man ever since I was a kid
Yeah I knew I was the shit
If somebody told me different then I'd lose it and I'd flip
And grab an uzi with a clip, a fuckin scooter then I'd get
You stupid addicts then I'd ride up by ya shootin at ya grip
(Man you're a fuckin' lunatic)
Like I ain't heard that before
"This guy looks like the crackhead version of Macklemore"
Man why these people getting mad, I think their asses sore
The crazy white boy in the hood, Micheal Rappaport!
A psychiatric ward was where I spent my younger days
Man growin' up in there was basically the hunger games
If there was trouble they knew that I was the one to blame
"He's got some chemical imbalance in his fuckin' brain!"
Yeah
Bitch, I'm a modern day weapon!
Most famous person from my city "Nah it's Carly Rae Jepsen"
Oh, shit, okay, but I'm tryna be number one
So, if ya don't mind, gimme that seat if you're done
I'm the boss
Everyday I wing it so they say I got the sauce
I ain't talkin' bout teeth see the way I floss
Middle finger up, I don't care about the loss
This is what they cause
Homie I'm the boss