Lyrics Count the Ways - Kyle Allen Music , Annapantsu

Oh, Millie, silly Millie, you sorry young soul
Took a dive into a robot's center console
So I heard you wanted death, well now's a fun time
Let's see how many ways to die that I can put to rhyme

So many choices, decisions, decisions
When it comes to execution, I'm the definition
This is what you wanted right? Death is your fantasy
Tell me if you want to die in peace or in agony

Stop, I don't want this, I don't wanna die
I don't want this day to take my final sigh
Freddy keeps on telling me to count the ways
Fixing eyes on me with a disturbing gaze
Keeps quoting history, but I'm not sure
His intentions are to make my life detour
Ways to get killed how about ways to get out
Freddy won't let me escape, no doubt

First on the docket is acid digestion
Easy enough, gotta keep the acid trapped in
Wait you don't want this? How ungrateful
Starvation, dehydration, don't be so hateful
What about freezing, making your senses null
Turning your body into an icicle
You think about vampires and their hunters who stabbed
So how about impalement with this rod I grabbed?

Stop, I don't want this, I don't wanna die
I don't want this day to take my final sigh
Freddy keeps on telling me to count the ways
Fixing eyes on me with a disturbing gaze
Keeps quoting history, but I'm not sure
His intentions are to make my life detour
Ways to get killed how about ways to get out
Freddy won't let me escape, no doubt

Few options left, maybe electrocution?
Like an electric chair, to avoid confusion
Not boiling, either? Let's get experimental
Decapitation's on the table, but that would be mental
Oh, that's your choice? Very well, but be advised
This one's a newbie, so it could be compromised
I sentence you to death for crimes against humanity
Countdown like the Revolution, don't lose your sanity

Stop, I don't want this, I don't wanna die
I don't want all of my life to pass me by
This sadistic robot wants me dead
"It's a win-win," or so he says
Fantasized about death, now I regret
Every moment I spent trying to forget
How terrible my life is, now I understand
Every life is precious, now judgment's at hand