Lyrics Skit - LB

BTS - SKIT

Jin: Billboard No. 1 singer is entering
J-hope: Oh wow, you called the No. 1 singers!!
V: Happy birthday too!
J-hope: Oh right wow No. 1 on Birthday!
Jung Kook: Oh yes
Jin: Guess you don't need Birthday gift
Jung Kook: This... this doesn't make any sense
RM: We should gift oneself with something
J-hope: This is the biggest gift!
Jung Kook: This is the best gift in my life. What, what just happened?
J-hope: So the announcement was today? September 1st?
Jung Kook: This is double celebration
RM: They say it's Saturday
(SUGA came in)
SUGA: Oh, I'm sorry Billboard No.
1 singer has arrived too late. I went to bathroom
J-hopе: Ahahahahaha (clapping hands) I told you!
RM: Tell us how you feel
SUGA: * *
(All laugh)
Jin: Okay that was fantastic
SUGA: Can you treat Billboard No. 1 singer likе this? No seat?
RM: There are six No. 1 singers that arrived earlier than you
SUGA: It fixed my health. How was it yesterday?
RM: I went to sleep early, calm
SUGA: I felt healthier
J-hope: I was late to see it too
Jin: I saw what Namjoon sent me,
And had a drink right away, and went to bed
RM: I SENT IT TO THE GROUP CHAT
SUGA: I could't sleep at all
RM: NOBODY SAID ANYTHING. WERE THESE GUYS SLEEPING?
SUGA: Sorry I was crying
Jung Kook: I honestly didn't know it was today
V: Me neither
V: I didn't know it was today
Jimin: I thought it was this evening
Jin: I thought it was 1 PM or something
Jimin: I was thinking it would be great (to get No. 1)
SUGA: (SIGH)
RM: Why, you wanna retire all of a sudden?
V: Go ahead, have announcement now lol
RM: This skit will be legendary
SUGA: I'm gonna do music till I die
(All laugh)
RM: Musician-for-life announcement lol
J-hope: Are we going for a drink? or what?
V: we should
SUGA: Let's have quick short drinking
RM: yeah why not
V: Billboard No.
1 singer could not get O-An-Chi (today dance practice cancel)
J-hope: O AN CHI??
SUGA: We should do dance
V: (laugh)
J-hope: Okay let's make it short and sweet
Jung Kook: What's for today?
(PD: What we were working on, "No More Dream")
Jimin: "No More Dream." Guys, don't worry
RM: No we are doing back to first mindset
Project practicing "No More Dream" when we're No... 1...
SUGA: FIRST INTENTION? WHAT FIRST INTENTION?
RM: No hyung look. How cool it is? Billboard No.
1 singers practice their debut song on the day of No. 1 announcement?
V: Write that to a song
RM: How? I TODAY TOO PRACTICED "NO MORE DREAM"
Jimin: That is interesting thou
JM: Practicing "No More Dream" today
SG: Ahh... for reall...
(Someone sighs)
SG: Do we really have to do rehearsal today.?
RM: I woke up in the morning and watching news... and.
JM: It's so great. You guys are so great!!
RM: You are! (Jin, you are!)
J-hope: Nooo, what's so great about No. 1...
SUGA: It's regrettable if you say so
Jimin: I want to do stage so bad looking at this
RM: Hobe-a, don't you think this is what happiness is like?