Lyrics Albuquerque Anyway - Lance Rubin

My mom told me
Is it true?
Your family is leavin'
You are too
When school starts what am I gonna do?
Well, whatever, forget it let's go to the docks
If that seagulls still there we can hit it with rocks
Why are you leavin' New Jersey?
Nah, I'm not cryin' it's just my dust allergy

Just don't think I care
I don't care!
Man I don't care at all!
I got other friends, and you're not that special you ain't

Shit to me
Can't you see?
Totally glad you're gone!
To a place far away
And where the hell is Albuquerque anyway?

Are you taking your car?
Are you taking your newt?
Are you taking your half Jewish cousin who's cute?
Will you come to my party when I turn ten
Will you visit a lot or never again?

Just don't think I care
I don't care!
Man I don't care at all!
I got other friends, and you're not that special you ain't

Shit to me
Can't you see?
Totally glad you're gone!
Yeah, I'm more than okay
And where in hell is Albuquerque anyway?

Remember the time
You swallowed that penny?
Remember the time
You stole that microscope kit?
Remember the time
You got beat up by Benny?
Remember the time
The time-
Oh sorry, guess you gotta split

Tomorrow my mom's taking me to the zoo
I'll buy a stuffed monkey and name it after you
If I do that when you leave can I come too?
If the answer is no then it's no
But please don't even

Think I care
I don't care!
Man I don't care at all!
I got other friends, and you're not that special you ain't

Shit to me
Can't you see?
Totally glad you're gone!
And you're leavin' today
And where the hell is Albuquerque?!
I can tell it's miles from me!
Where in hell is Albuquerque anyway?