Meat Man

Aw yeah
Y'all got it, y'all got it
We got the meat man
You asked for him, now you got it

Old lady Ella had some shopping to do
Bought a lot of fruits and veggies too
She went straight home to fix something to eat
That's when she discovered she didn't have no meat

She had to call on the meat man
That just happened to be me
She had to call on the meat man
I had to make another meat delivery

I own a little meat house right down the street
All the ladies in the neighborhood depends on me
Whenever they call, I load up my truck
They open up the back door and I fill 'em up

They have to call on the meat man
That just happened to be me
They had to call on the meat man
I had to make another meat delivery

Hey, hey Morris, Big J
Y'all hold it down, I got to make a meat delivery
I gotta take some big ol' Polish sausage
I gotta take a... no, I ain't gotta take no rump roast
She got a nice rump roast herself, got a nice rump roast
You know, you know what?

They gotta call on the meat man
That just happened to be me
Listen, had to call on the meat man
You know what? I had to make another meat delivery

Oh Morris, man! Good Lord
I'm getting so many calls, man
I got, I got five stops to make
I don't know if I can make all these stops
I'll make 'em though, you know
I got to deliver some smoked sausage
Some rump roasts, some neck bones, you know

They like to call on the meat man
And that just happened to be me
They had to call on the meat man, holy shot
I had to make another meat delivery

One satisfied customer is always my goal
When the meat run out, I'm the ace in the hole
I treat 'em good and I treat 'em right
That's why my phone rings all through the night

You had to call on the meat man
And that just happened to be me
Holy shot, y'all
You had to call on the meat man
I had to make another meat delivery

You know this lady here?
I gotta, I gotta make a delivery to her house
She want a great big ol' stick of salami
And she want two big ol' mountain ultras
That's what she want, yeah
(Meat man)