Lyrics Richard Allen George... No, It's Just Cheez - Less Than Jake

Everyone to the bar
Don't call me Rich
Don't call me George
Just call me Cheez
That's who I am!
Don't call me Rich
Don't call me George
Just call me Cheez
That's who I am!
Don't call me Rich
Don't call me George
Just call me Cheez
That's who I am!
Not Rich, not George, just Cheez!

Civilized
Until the keg runs dry
And he's tried
To drink from 9-5
And then from 5-9
Always drunk and going crazy
Always drunk and going crazy
You'd better believe it

Don't call me Rich
Don't call me George
Just call me Cheez
That's who I am!
Don't call me Rich
Don't call me George
Just call me Cheez
That's who I am!
Don't call me Rich
Don't call me George
Just call me Cheez
That's who I am!
Not Rich, not George, just Cheez!

Chesterfield
Where the keg's never dry
It's always filled
Have another beer with fear
Have another beer or two
He'll show you his cheese tattoo
Always drunk going crazy
You'd better believe it

Don't call me Rich
Don't call me George
Just call me Cheez
That's who I am!
Don't call me Rich
Don't call me George
Just call me Cheez
That's who I am!
Don't call me Rich
Don't call me George
Just call me Cheez
That's who I am!
Not Richard Allen George, just Cheez!

Aye, aye, aye, aye!
Cinco-de-Mustache!
The kids that are hip
They grow hair on their lip
They don't have a razor
They don't give a shit
They grow, and grow, and grow
So let your mustache show!
Oh! Yea!