Lyrics Minnie the Moocher - Lian Ross

Folks, now here's the story
Bout Minnie the Moocher, She was a red-hot hootchie-cootcher
She was the roughest, toughest frail
But Minnie had a heart as big as a whale
Ha-de-ha-de-ha-de-ha!
Hi-de-hi-de-hi-di-hi!
Ho-de-ho-de-ho-de-ho!
Hi-de-hi-de-hi-di-hi!
Ha-de-ha-de-ho!
Now, she messed around with a bloke named Smoky
She loved him though he was cokie
He took her down to Chinatown
He showed her how to kick the gong around
Now, she had a dream about the king of Sweden
He gave her things that she was needin
He gave her a home built of gold and steel
A diamond car with a platinum wheel
Now, he gave her his townhouse and his racing horses
Each meal she ate was a dozen courses
She had a million dollars worth of nickels and dimes
And she sat around and counted them all a billion times