Lyrics Sports - Lil Dicky

Shots in the club like plaxico
I'm in the corner, hot like Placido's
And dicky fuckin flow nuts pistachio
And like Shelvin, I know how to mack a ho
I got girls on ma penis
Flow is the meanest
Not Gilbert, but I'm sellin out arenas
Do it all day A peterson
Because I'm tryna get paid like Revis did
I met a French bitch, big lips, and she got a body
Told her put that ass on moi like nnamdi
Fight like rocky, white like Roddy
Hoosier Daddy all knight like Booby
Hot box ride, I can barely see
You know I keep ma car melo like Anthony
Got bigger blunts than legarrete, smoke outta Taurus
Put Mar kief in dat philly like Morris
Anybody better better than me, good try
I'm the best like Jahvid, but I'm not lion
Not even a tyson... no ear biting
Ma pockets fat with green, so Rex Ryan
I ball for the bucks like Luc Richard Mbah a Moute,
But I'm a fuckin superstar
And if they ask LD where he wanna live
Then I'mma tell 'em where markakis like Nick.
I'm tryna get a little Kevin Love
And then I see a bad bitch starin up in the club
She got an ass so sweet like a cinnabun
I bet dat bitch a giant freak like Lincecum
And so I go and approach her
We kick it like Stover
End of the night, I'mma ownher, hova
Liquor make a bitch feel raunchy, horny
So im getting big shots, Chauncey, horry
Took her back at ma Eddie House
And this fine ass bitch takin off her blouse
And then ma D Rose quicka than a bull at the garden
Dick like James from the way that it Harden
My name ain't Charles, but I pack wood son
Ma dick ain't Gretzky, but it's still a good one.
She want that juice I ain't talkin bout OJ
It's more like Mayo, something like OJ
Okay, now her clothes are off
And I can see her C pierced like her name was Paul
I couldn't care less, went down feelin the flavor
It was hairless, something like Villanueva
Ma Rod Smart, so He Hate Me
When I don't cover him up wit a safety
But I coordinate that D, so I planned protection
Had a Magnum Rolle like louisania tech did
Put a condom on ma Ryan Braun
Ma Hebrew hammer, then we got it on
I was playin wit a boobie, Cavalier
We even made a couple movies, Shaq O'Neil
She had a real big cat, Andres Gallaraga pussy
But I hit it hard, Troy Polamalu on that pussy
No acting but she had a big O Oscar
No PED's little Dicky ballin proper let's go.