Lyrics Willy's Wonderland the Musical - Logan Hugueny-Clark feat. Whitney Di Stefano

(Instrumental)

Howdy drifter, ride broke down?
No problem, I'll tow your vehicle to town
About a thousand bucks to fix your car,
Cash only, I don't take cards

Got a solution to your financial trouble,
Work for just one night cleaning up this rubble
It's my business, just needs to be fixed up,
Bet you can do it, you have my trust

What the hell are you doin' you stupid kid,
You're like a daughter to me, so don't do this shit
Burnin this place is no way to act,
Piss off the folk inside, provoke' em to attack
When you was a kid they killed your parents,
That's why our appearances are not apparent
I adopted you, you're my baby buttercup,
You're grounded in this trailer, I'm locking you up

Lucky for me, I found a way to escape,
With the help of my friends, I do appreciate
Head straight for willy's, gotta make it fry,
But first I gotta warn Nic inside

It's your birthday, eating patrons is so fun,
It's your birthday, we love killing everyone
It's your birthday, I feel hungry how 'bout you?
It's your birthday, chew a teenager or two
Can you survive the night?
Win animatronic fights?
We've slaughtered many janitors before,
But he's different, beat you to the floor

Punch pop, pu-pu-punch pop
Punch pop, pu-pu-punch pop
Punch pop, pu-pu-punch pop
Punch pop, pu-pu-punch pop

Must follow Liv inside, can't leave her alone,
Or the only thing left will be a pile of bones
The animatronics always want to eat,
So it's up to us to show them defeat

You stupid motherfucker, don't play around,
I didn't sign up to die in this town
It was her choice to go and be a dead goof,
Did not intend for us to fall through the roof

Hey there guys, nice of you to join me,
Gotta warn you bout this b-day party
Since your characters don't contribute to the plot,
Chances are you're gonna suffer a lot

Don't mess around in the Super Happy Fun Room,
That's where my parents met their doom
They'll stab you in the gut, kick you in the nuts,
Then eat your intestines once you're cut

Don't trust these robots, give no respect,
Before you know it they'll snap your neck
There's no hiding from their rage,
Only way to survive is stickin' with Nic Cage

It's your birthday, eating patrons is so fun,
It's your birthday, we love killing everyone
It's your birthday, I feel hungry how 'bout you?
It's your birthday, chew a teenager or two
Can you survive the night?
Win animatronic fights?
We've slaughtered many janitors before,
But he's different, beat you to the floor

Punch pop, pu-pu-punch pop
Punch pop, pu-pu-punch pop
Punch pop, pu-pu-punch pop
Punch pop, pu-pu-punch pop

Why couldn't you just die?
You surviving this long is gonna make me cry
These robots have souls of the original staff,
They were cannibals, cuttin' bodies in half
(Whoo!)

Transferred their souls to the animantronics,
Makin' town folks' suffering forever and chronic
If you don't sacrifice yourself for Willy's meal,
He'll skin out hides like a banana peel
Aww, you stupid, stupid kids

It's your birthday, eating patrons is so fun,
It's your birthday, we love killing everyone
It's your birthday, I feel hungry how 'bout you?
It's your birthday, chew a teenager or two
Can you survive the night?
Win animatronic fights?
We've slaughtered many janitors before,
But he's different, beat you to the floor

Punch pop, pu-pu-punch pop
Punch pop, pu-pu-punch pop
Punch pop, pu-pu-punch pop
Punch pop, pu-pu-punch pop