Lyrics If I Had a Boat - Lyle Lovett
And
if
I
had
a
boat
I'd
go
out
on
the
ocean
And
if
I
had
a
pony
I'd
ride
him
on
my
boat
And
we
could
all
together
Go
out
on
the
ocean
I
said
me
upon
my
pony
on
my
boat
If
I
were
Roy
Rogers
I'd
sure
enough
be
single
I
couldn't
bring
myself
to
marrying
an
old
Dale
Well,
it'd
just
be
me
and
Trigger
We'd
go
riding
through
them
movies
Then
we'd
buy
a
boat
and
on
the
sea
we'd
sail
And
if
I
had
a
boat
I'd
go
out
on
the
ocean
And
if
I
had
a
pony
I'd
ride
him
on
my
boat
And
we
could
all
together
Go
out
on
the
ocean
I
said
me
upon
my
pony
on
my
boat
The
mystery
masked
man
was
smart
He
got
himself
a
Tonto
'Cause
Tonto
did
the
dirty
work
for
free
But
Tonto
he
was
smarter
And
one
day
said
kemo
sabe
Well,
kiss
my
ass,
I
bought
a
boat
I'm
going
out
to
sea
And
if
I
had
a
boat
I'd
go
out
on
the
ocean
And
if
I
had
a
pony
I'd
ride
him
on
my
boat
And
we
could
all
together
Go
out
on
the
ocean
I
said
me
upon
my
pony
on
my
boat
And
if
I
were
like
lightning
I
wouldn't
need
no
sneakers
I'd
come
and
go
wherever
I
would
please
And
I'd
scare
'em
by
the
shade
tree
And
I'd
scare
'em
by
the
light
pole
But
I
would
not
scare
my
pony
on
my
boat
out
on
the
sea
And
if
I
had
a
boat
I'd
go
out
on
the
ocean
And
if
I
had
a
pony
I'd
ride
him
on
my
boat
And
we
could
all
together
Go
out
on
the
ocean
I
said
me
upon
my
pony
on
my
boat
I
said
me
upon
my
pony
on
my
boat
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