Lyrics Prelude - M.I

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September 27th, 2010
53 minutes after 23 hundred hours
Location unknown
Gentle men gentle men please be sited
You know what is at stake hear so answer me this...
Where is MI?
Hello Sir, I am John Pyuk.
Me and my team have searched everywhere for
MI but have discovered he is very well hidden.
So you mean to tell me that you have found nothing?
You insolent basted! Kill him!
Sir if you will delay my execution then I will explain
What a tragedy, I have died.
I hate to loose my temper
But I guess if you want to get something
Done you gat to do it yourself, you know
Okay
Now to catch a rat, you have to know how a rat thinks
You need to lay down the pinch of butter
So does he have a girlfriend?
Well Sir, there is only one girl who we know. Her name is Waje
Get her and bring her to me alive
Can I be your girl for a minute
Your girl for a minute
Oh hello gentlemen how may I help you?
Hello Mrs. I am Mustafa
We know you have affiliations with MI
And we need to see him pretty desperately
Where is he or loss your life woman
Oh you guys are too funny,
You know what I think? I think you guys are kolo oh kolo eh
You guys think you can kidnap me,
Well MI will rescue me no matter what you do
Woman make no mistake we do not return
Those who we kidnap, we are not Nigerian
You most meet my boss now let us go
No let me go
Where am I? Where are you taking me?
Hello little girlie
If you cooperate you will make it out of this alive kapish...
I have only one question so think carefully before you answer...
Where is MI?
I will never tell you cause he's gonna come rescue me haha!
I laugh at you guys cause you guys dont even know MI
He's the greatest
He's an action star
He's a hero
Haha! haha!
I laugh at you woman
We are the greatest armed force on the face of the earth
We will destroy him if he dears come close
-Gun shots-
What was that sound?
You two go check it out
-Gun shots-
Hey what was that sound?
-Gun shots-
Come in, come in radio come in
-Gun shots-
What is happening?
-Footsteps-
Who goes there?
-Footsteps-
I hear footsteps, who goes there? Say your name or I shot!
Hello Mustafa...
They call MI
Are you ready to dance with the devil?
Lets go.