Lyrics Gary The Green Nosed Reindeer - MC Lars
In
a
magical
land,
in
a
magical
town
Santa
and
his
magic
elves
are
hanging
around
Building
magical
toys
for
boys
and
girls
To
deliver
to
the
world
and
bring
Christmas
joy
The
reindeer
and
snug
in
their
snow-covered
stable
While
Santa
puts
turkey
on
the
dinner
table
But
a
mile
away,
huddled
in
the
snow
Gary
sits
scared
as
the
arctic
winds
blow
Alone,
on
his
own,
forgotten
and
lost
Surviving
on
roots
and
the
permafrost
Dreams
of
joining
Santa's
team
filled
Gary's
head
And
he'd
walk
by
the
stable
when
they
had
all
gone
to
bed
He'd
tap
on
the
glass,
the
reindeer
would
laugh
Cutting
Gary's
self-esteem
painfully
in
half
He
was
Rudolph's
half-brother,
unplanned,
unwanted
By
his
father's
indiscretions
he
would
be
forever
haunted
Gary
the
Green-Nosed
Reindeer
(reindeer)
Was
of
unexpected
birth
But
one
year
he
saved
Christmas
And
he
proved
to
them
his
worth
All
of
the
other
reindeer
(reindeer)
Used
to
laugh
and
make
him
cry
They
never
let
poor
Gary
(Gary)
Fly
with
them
up
in
the
sky
In
a
big
dark
castle
on
the
other
side
of
town
Osama
Bin
Laden
was
wearing
a
frown
With
a
bat
on
his
shoulder,
decked
in
a
black
cape
He
devised
a
new
plan
to
make
America
shake
He
said,
"I'll
destroy
Christmas,
here's
what
I'll
do:
I'll
kidnap
poor
Rudolph,
it's
9/11
part
two
The
West
will
quake
when
their
holiday
is
gone
Then
I'll
rule
the
world,
like
my
name
was
Exxon"
He
snuck
into
the
stable,
so
he
could
steal
Rudolph
and
he
left
in
his
Jihad
Mobile
Santa
found
out
the
news
and
he
said
"Oh,
dear
Rudolph's
gone,
there
will
be
no
Christmas
this
year!"
The
elves
began
to
cry
and
the
sky
turned
gray
But
Gary
heard
the
sobs
walking
by
that
day
He
shared
Rudolph's
DNA
and
had
something
to
say
He
said
"I
can
guide
your
sleigh
and
make
everything
okay."
Santa
said,
"Who
are
you?"
Gary
said,
"I'm
Rudolph's
half
brother
You
can
tell
'cause
my
nose
is
green,
instead
of
red!"
Santa
said,
"Whatever,
just
put
on
this
harness."
So
then
one
happy
Christmas
Eve
Santa
came
to
say,
say
(say)
"Gary,
with
your
nose
so
green
Won't
you
guide
my
Christmas
sleigh?"
Then
all
the
reindeer
loved
him
(loved
him)
And
they
shouted
out
"hurray!"
(hurray)
Gary
the
Green-Nosed
Reindeer
(reindeer)
Thanks
for
saving
Christmas
Day
And
the
toys
were
delivered
across
the
world
Bringing
Christmas
joy
to
every
boy
and
girl
Osama
was
fed
up
and
let
Rudolph
go
And
the
brothers
reunited
in
the
north
pole
snow
Rudolph
said,
"Hey
Gary,
I'm
sorry
we
laughed
And
left
you
forgotten,
like
president
Taft
We
know
it
made
you
cry,
we're
sorry
we
were
mean
We'd
like
you
to
join
our
reindeer
team"
And
that
is
how
Christmas
got
its
colors
From
the
red
and
green
noses
of
the
reindeer
brothers
You
may
see
them
flying
high
on
Christmas
Eve
Bringing
gifts
to
little
kids
like
Stacy
and
Steve
And
Dennis
and
Cindy
and
Claire
and
Louise
Playstation
2s
and
Green
Day
CDs
But
nada
for
Osama
as
they
say
in
Espanol
No
GameCubes
in
his
stocking,
now
Santa
brings
him
coal
Gary
the
Green-Nosed
Reindeer
(reindeer)
Was
of
unexpected
birth
But
one
year
he
saved
Christmas
And
he
proved
to
them
his
worth
All
of
the
other
reindeer
(reindeer)
Used
to
laugh
and
make
him
cry
They
never
let
poor
Gary
(Gary)
Fly
with
them
up
in
the
sky
So
then
one
happy
Christmas
Eve
Santa
came
to
say,
say
(say)
"Gary,
with
your
nose
so
green
Won't
you
guide
my
Christmas
sleigh?"
Then
all
the
reindeer
loved
him
(loved
him)
And
they
shouted
out
"Hurray!"
(hurray)
Gary
the
Green-Nosed
Reindeer
(reindeer)
Thanks
for
saving
Christmas
Day
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