Lyrics Driving In My Car - Madness

I′ve been driving in my car
It's not quite a Jaguar
I bought it in Primrose Hill
From a bloke from Brazil
It was made in ′59
In a factory by the Tyne

It says 'Morris' on the door
The GPO owned it before
I drive in it for my job
The governor calls me a slob
But I don′t really care
Give me some gas and the open air

It′s a bit old but it's mine
I mend it in my spare time
Just last week I changed the oil
The rocker valves and the coil
Just last week I changed the oil

Last week it went ′round the clock
I also had a little knock
I dented somebody's fender
He′ll learn not to park on a bender
Ha-ha-ha

I've been driving in my car
It don′t look much but I've been far
I drive up to Muswell Hill
I've even been to Selsey Bill

I drove along the A45
I had her up to 58
This copper stopped me the other day
You′re mistaken what could I say?
The tyres were a little worn
They were okay I could have sworn

I like driving in my car
I′m satisfied I've got this far
I like driving in my car
It don′t look much but I've been far
I like driving in my car
Even with a flat tyre
I like driving in my car
It′s not quite a Jaguar
I like driving in my car
I'm satisfied I′ve got this far