Lyrics Real Cracker - Marc Goone

Wake up tie my tie
Kiss my wife goodbye
White and light green hybrid logo glisten on my ride
Sippin grande capicino
Using credit never c-notes
Only rap music I listen to is childish gambino
I′m a a real cracka
Got a loft above the city
Don't care if her ass fat
Long as she got tig ol bitties

Yo I got granite in my shower (Honkey I′m a real cracker)
Hammered at my happy hour (Honkey I'm a real cracker)
Watchin real time w bill maher (I'm a real cracker, honkey I′m a real cracker)

Yo i only eat organic (Honkey I′m a real cracker)
And my housekeeper is spanish (Honkey I'm a real cracker)
I put mayo on my sandwich (I′m a real cracker, honkey I'm a real cracker)

Uh, I love froyo
But hate hobos
I live in Tribeca in soho
Got a hybrid and then a volvo
Got 5 kids i need a 4 do
No polo on my logo
But play polo
And sip soco
With my bro bros
I′m like yolo
Uh, I hate profanity
But uhhh... fuck casey anthony
Taking xanax in case I'm panicky
Going tannin embrace my vanity

Hannity and limbaugh
Thats the shit i like
My ninja
My wife diamond ring
On her finga
Could buy a whole damn town in India
I like yogurt
And activia
My kids names are ryan and lydia
Check my golf clubs, I got 50 bruh
My fuckin secretary gave me chlamydia
(The fuck you say?)
Uhhh, i′m just kiddin hun

Trade my g5 for a lear ho
Yup im getting real dough
But if im workin too late then my wife give me an earful
Never fuck with weirdos
I don't check mirror tho
Follow every stereotype don't that mean i′m real doe?
Real cracker, real cracker
In the mirror see, a real actor
And its weird to me, that real backwards
We are scared to be, like fear factor
And uh real to me, does not the fit the mold
If you fail to be, what they pigeonhole
Then they bitch and moan
And they don′t condone
And they say you fake
But they a bunch of clones