Lyrics So Many Ways To Die - Mason Jennings

Walking in front of a car
Getting hit by a shooting star
Getting too drunk on beer
Believing everything that you hear

There's so many ways to die
A nuclear spill or a germ we can't kill
There's so many ways to die

Asking for directions at night
A shark or a rattlesnake bite
A bomb with a mushroom cloud
Chewing your gum too loud

There's so many ways to die
A volcano, how will we go?
There's so many ways to die

Now listen
Scientists, preachers and the media too
Say the end is coming for me and you
We don't know when, it could happen today
But every last person is going away

Stabbed, beaten or shot
The Earth getting way too hot
Unprotected sex
Driving while you text

There's so many ways to die
We gotta love while we can
In this frying pan
'Cause there's so many ways die

I'll tell you
Yes, there are