Lyrics Skullfuck - Masters of Ceremony

Because I am hard, you will not like me
But the more you hate me
The more you will learn
Now get up! Get on your feet!
Bullshit! I can′t hear you!
Bullshit! I still can't hear you!
Are you about to call me an asshole?
Do you suck dicks?
Are you a peter puffer?
Bullshit! I′ll bet you can suck a golfball through a garden hose
I'll be watching you
Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?
Now I′m gonna give you three seconds
Exactly three fucking seconds!
Or I will gouge out your eyeballs
And skullfuck you!
One, two, three! Argh!
That′s enough
Get on your feet!
You little scumbag!
I got your name
I got your ass!
You will not laugh
You will not cry
You will learn by the numbers
I will teach you
Now get up, get on your feet
Well, any fucking time, sweetheart!
You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!
Listen up
Get on your feet!
Out-fucking-standing!
I will PT you all until you fucking die!
Fuck you up
Now get up
Get on your feet!