Lyrics Bad Contestant - Matt Maltese

I 'm a toothache
I'm the saddest case
I'm often looking round for my next mistake
I'm your garden waste
I've left no trace
I'm only here for some hollow math debate
I'm a bad, bad contestant
I ain't much but baby i could impress ya
I'm a bad, bad contestant
I ain't no prince of love but give me a second
I'm a dead end, a budget hotel
I'm pretty good at feeling sorry for myself
I'm a deck chair
Your cheap underwear
A bad christian who never goes to prayer
I'm a bad bad contestant
I ain't much but baby i could impress ya
I'm a bad bad contestant
I ain't no prince of love but give me a second
And if you want funny
I could be your jester honey
And if you want rock and roll
I can stop playing my slow songs
If you want conversation
I'll stay up with you all night
I'm a bad bad contestant
I'd go home with the lowest prize on tv
A bad, bad contestant
You can find me finishing off the empties
He's a bad, bad contestant
I ain't much but baby I could impress you
He's a bad, bad contestant
He's a bad, bad contestant
They say the underdogs are always the best one