Lyrics Staycation - Mayor Wertz
The
boss
has
approved
my
PTO
Got
games,
snacks,
and
tons
of
shows!
Turned
off
email
notifications
Making
the
best
out
of
my
staycation
Gonna
eat
my
weight
in
potato
chips
Tons
of
salt
and
dip
on
these
dirty
mitts
This
boy
is
ready
for
a
full
day
of
fun
Close
all
the
blinds,
I
don't
need
the
sun
Wait,
I'll
get
behind
on
my
workload
Because
I
took
off
for
tv
episodes
Maybe
this
is
all
just
a
big
trick
My
boss
will
fire
me
with
the
pink
slip
Took
time
off
from
my
vocation
No
need
to
pack
for
this
vacation
Maybe
I'll
play
a
bit
of
playstation
Whole
day
planned
for
my
staycation
My
staycation
my
staycation
Feeling
myself
on
my
staycation
My
staycation
my
staycation
Don't
get
fired
on
my
staycation
I'm
going
to
have
to
do
interviews
And
get
like
a
new
job
and
learn
All
these
new
people's
names
And
go
to
the
office
party
And
I'm
gonna
get
drunk
Now
I
can't
stop
just
pacing
around
Stress
eating
everything
trying
to
calm
down
My
goal
was
to
sit
back
and
relax
But
I
know
they're
talking
about
me
on
slack
Guess
it's
time
to
update
my
resume
Probably
found
a
way
to
kill
my
401k
Missing
so
many
meetings,
gotta
breathe
They
could
do
my
job
they
don't
even
need
me
And
I
bet
start
doing
their
interviews
With
people
who
can
earn
more
revenue
And
they're
gonna
be
way
more
qualified
With
lots
of
degrees
and
their
hair
is
dyed
Sleepless
night
going
to
work
so
tired
Got
a
box
for
stuff,
I'm
gonna
get
fired
Boss
asked
how
was
it,
I
said
great
Never
taking
off
again,
Total
mistake
Never
take
the
day
off
again
Never
take
the
day
off
again
Never
take
the
day
off
again
Never
take
the
day
off
again
And
like
I
throw
up
on
the
shrimp
But
I
keep
eating
it
at
the
office
Christmas
party
Anyways
I
don't
think
I'm
getting
the
raise
this
year
I'm
sorry
Took
time
off
from
my
vocation
No
need
to
pack
for
this
vacation
Maybe
I'll
play
a
bit
of
playstation
Whole
day
planned
for
my
staycation
My
staycation
my
staycation
Feeling
myself
on
my
staycation
My
staycation
my
staycation
Don't
get
fired
on
my
staycation
So
yeah
that's
how
I
got
fired
from
the
last
job
I
mean
it
wasn't
really
a
big
deal
or
anything
So
you
guys
were
saying
you
have
three
office
parties
a
year
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