Lyrics Smallest Gang - Meatraffle

We don't have no knives or guns
Just a baseball bat beside the bed
In case an intruder breaks in the middle of the night
Like an innocuous Bonnie and Clyde
Without the shootouts and homicides
No bags of cash or bullet holes in the brain

We are the smallest gang in history
Our love is the membership fee
The membership being just her and me

We work together
Shoplifting on a Saturday afternoon
Just petty crime where nobody ever gets hurt
We never grass on each other
Pressure from security in the questioning room
"I think I took too many medication pills this morning," I said

We are the smallest gang in history
Our love is the membership fee
The membership being just her and me

We are the smallest gang in history
Our love is the membership fee
The membership being just her and me

We jump red lights when we ride on our bikes
On a sunny, bright, breezy day
Work up an appetite before lunch and leave without paying
We think we're so fucking bad
But on the scale of things, we're just a bunch of pussies
Always polite and we think about other people's feelings
Their feelings, yeah

We are the smallest gang in history
Our love is the membership fee
The membership being just her and me (and me, and me)

We are the smallest gang in history
Our love is the membership fee
The membership being just her and me

Just her and me
Just her and me
Just her and me