Lyrics
Here's
my
keys,
I
want
you
to
take
'em
I
think
I'm
gonna
need
you
to
get
back
home
Hold
on
to
my
hand,
I
don't
want
to
lose
it
I
couldn't
stand
for
something
else
to
be
gone
I'm
sure
you
know
the
reason
I'm
here
cryin'
I
think
you'll
understand
why
Tonight,
I'm
the
designated
drinker
I
just
lost
the
one
that
wrapped
me
'round
her
finger
I
need
to
get
to
where
I
can't
think
of
her
So
tonight,
I'm
the
designated
drinker
I
came
here
to
get
you
to
help
me
I
need
a
friend
to
see
me
through
I
hated
to
call,
I
knew
you
wouldn't
mind
at
all
I
know
you
know
I'd
do
the
same
for
you
I'm
not
the
kind
that
likes
to
drown
my
sorrow
I
may
hate
myself
tomorrow
But
tonight,
I'm
the
designated
drinker
I
just
lost
the
one
that
wrapped
me
'round
her
finger
I
need
to
get
to
where
I
can't
think
of
her
So
tonight,
I'm
the
designated
drinker
We
need
to
get
to
where
we
can't
think
of
her
So
tonight,
we're
the
designated
drinkers
Oh,
tonight,
we're
the
designated
drinkers
1 I Love This Bar
2 Men Buy the Drinks (Girls Call the Shots)
3 Take My Drunk Ass Home
4 Beer On the Table
5 There's a Tear in My Beer
6 Designated Drinker
7 Alcohol
8 Been There, Drunk That
9 Whiskey Girl
10 Titties and Beer
11 Pretty Good At Drinkin' Beer
12 The Drinking Song
13 Wine After Whiskey
14 Rockin' the Beer Gut
15 Tequila On Ice
16 Pour Me
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