County Fair

Born in the middle of a shit-show county fair
Born in the middle of a shit-show county fair

When did it get so weird?
The freak-show's back and I count the years
It's the same old shit with the same gold tears
The same messed up story, won't face our fears
I can't pry my eyes away from all the freaks at the gift shop
Putting up a fight but I'm still keeping my peace
I make a reservation at Casa Bonita
Then crash out on these fuckers yelling "hasta la vista!"

Born in the middle of a shit-show county fair
Now I'm your worst nightmare
And you can't see the forest for the trees, but to be fair
I've been this way since I was little
Though I grew up through despair
Now I'm your worst nightmare 'cause I just don't care
Get the whole damn world singing: "test me if you dare"

My degen ways are none of your business
I married my cousin with God as my witness
I vote for my officials who steal all my riches
I'll grab the .40 cal if you look at my missus
I can't pry my eyes away from all the freaks
Won't you please stop giving up your rights
Because it never brings peace
The cost of living's going up like Jack and the Beanstalk
Might just set it off, call me a new Sandinista

Born in the middle of a shit-show county fair
Now I'm your worst nightmare
And you can't see the forest for the trees, but to be fair
I've been this way since I was little
Though I grew up through despair
Now I'm your worst nightmare 'cause I just don't care
Get the whole damn world singing: "test me if you dare"

So I came hurtling out of the birth canal one day
I took one look around and I was like "oh hell no"
I was like "not happening"
This place is fucked up
Are you guys seeing this?
You're not even listening to me, you're on your phone
Can you hear me?
This planet is fucked up

Born in the middle of a shit-show county fair
Now I'm your worst nightmare
And you can't see the forest for the trees, but to be fair
I've been this way since I was little
Though I grew up through despair
Now I'm your worst nightmare 'cause I just don't care
Get the whole damn world singing: "test me if you dare"

In the middle of a shit-show county fair
Now I'm your worst nightmare
And you can't see the forest for the trees, but to be fair
I've been this way since I was little
Though I grew up through despair
Now I'm your worst nightmare 'cause I just don't care
Get the whole damn world singing: "test me if you dare"

I've been this way since I was little
Though I grew up through despair
Now I'm your worst nightmare 'cause I just don't care
Get the whole damn world singing: "test me if you dare"