Lyrics Road Trip - Molly Lewis

I thought he was my partner
Less than lovers but more than friends
He said it wouldn't last
But like the cosmos, I don't think it ends

They say he's going steady
With some woman that I don't know
I've never met this person
But I think that I should go and say hello

I wish that he'd step back
And weigh his options for what they're worth
She may be smart and pretty
Oh, but our love has orbited the earth

I will not let her take my place
I'm in a new kind of space race

But I don't tell my parents
And I don't tell my friends
I just grab some rubber tubing
And I pull on my Depends
And then I drive
It's time for a road trip

I've printed out these letters
That he sent her, and stuff like that
I've written these directions to her house,
So we might have a little chat

I'll take this airsoft pistol
Should she make threats against my life
A wig and pepper spray
And this eight inch Gerber folding knife

I will not let my man pursue her
Now she will get what's coming to her

But I don't tell my parents
And I don't tell my friends
I just grab some rubber tubing
And I pull on my Depends
And then I drive
It's time for a road trip

She's just a captain in the Air Force
She's never been in outer space
I guess I'll have to go remind her
That I'm a godamn astronaut
And she should know her place

I pass through the state border
And I'm welcomed by a sign
I can feel my heart pounding in my temples
And justice will be mine

She's nowhere in the airport
Then I recognize her car
I see no reason why I should be nervous
I've already come this far

I will not let them victimize me
At this point nothing can surprise me

But I don't tell my parents
And I don't tell my friends
I just grab some rubber tubing
And I pull on my Depends
And then I drive
It's time for a road trip