Lyrics Not Intended for Children - Momus

Ladies and gentlemen
This song is not intended for children

He's a bit risque
Not the least bit gay
(In the happy way)
Ping pong he plays
He wrote 'Space Jews'
And 'The Cabriolet'
But he won't grope us
The hippopotamomus

With advisories of explicit language
On every album
The censors are kept at bay

Singing
Mo-mo-mo-mo-mo Momus isn't gay

He's a voyager
Somewhat sinister, sir
A conquistador
With an analog synthesiser
Powdered wig
Hides a devil's haircut
When bubblegum and glam rock reigned
A young Momus dug the J5
And Jane Birkin's shapely legs

Singing
Mo-mo-mo-mo-mo Momus isn't gay

With a Mini Moog
He can be lewd
Most of his songs
Are not intended for children
Where the Zeppelin flies at your command
Dr Robert Moog made the Moog he plays
And then it came
A song from Bill from Maine