Lyrics Dead On Arrival - Mori Calliope / 森カリオペ

(Check, check, start streamin')
Ahh 私 致死的 Streamer
A sneaky devil dream eater
欲望のままに, what the hell, ain't it just my job?
私 現実 Cheater
Shout out "send heart beats" dear
Rampant soul train never stops
ねぇ頂戴、その命 (お願い bitch)

Bop dee-yuh skiddey beep bop
Bop dee-yuh skiddey beep bop
Bop dee-yuh skiddey beep bop
Zip de bobby doo wop

Don't you know a hero on a quest can't bet on destiny
When every story's gory end is set up by yours truly?
(Bop dee-yuh skiddey beep bop)
神も仏も nobody knows
I think I'll script how you die on the fly with a dice roll
Controlling soul strings from the shadows (Woah-woah-woah)
頭蓋の中 No それ断罪
When ya die listen, それはドンマイ
'Cause the dealer's on the hustle, gotta shuffle all mankind
(致死的 Streamer)
Toss out the blind-call or raise?
Collar round your neck, praise me
Or spend the rest of your days
In a cage 'til you pay me
あなた 呼吸奪うくらい
Kill it hands down every time
魂ごとほしいなぁ

Ahh 私 致死的 Streamer
A sneaky devil death dealer
Junpo ka ii hou, so let's bet your life!
私 脱法 Singer
My voice, cue the final stinger
Executing like a scythe, so 凄い, 凄い, nice
Reap, collect your lives
Then sell 'em at a high price (Good deal)
非道なくらい 命をください (お願い bitch)
Killers don't play nice
Begging won't suffice (Soul meal)
死神は 愉快
これ天職じゃない？ Ha-ha
Bop dee-yuh skiddey beep bop
Bop dee-yuh skiddey beep bop
Bop dee-yuh skiddey beep bop
Zippity wap-beep-dip-pop

Don't you know if humans get the urge to turn and twist the fates
There's room in 地獄 to learn your place as fishing bait!
(Bop dee-yuh skiddey beep bop)
諦めて跪いて, why are you waiting?
Burning you in hell beneath the ice I'm skating!
No use in hating me, I'll drag ya flailing down to the 最低
(Woah-woah)
So ante up!
Wide awake, gotta raise the stakes
When you got nothing to lose, ya choose to cruise with no brakes
But what your 神様 gives, Calli Mori's gotta take from ya!
(致死的 Streamer!)
Alright, cards on the table
Hardly fact, barely fable
You can bet the Reaper
Soul Keeper's totally stable! (Maybe)
Some call it deadly romance
来い 楽にしてあげます
Your soul is filling up my glass

Ahh 私 致死的 Streamer
As Queen of that Casino downstairs
一口でいいって, so cute it's hardly fair!
私 雄剣 Master
Undead hearts beating faster!!
Can ya strike another Poker face
Say "やばい やばい dope" (Please?)
Reap, collect your lives and sell them at a high price (Good deal)
非道なくらい 命をください (お願い bitch)
Killers don't play nice
Begging won't suffice (Soul meal!)
死神は 愉快
これ天職じゃない? Ha-ha
(Now it's time for the final draw
Heart rate skyrocketing, no?
I can hear it from here, silly
What kind of hand do you possess, Dead Beat?
Ha-ha, I bet it's shit, Imao-o-o-o)

Soul wallet broke on cash, we wander void of purpose
あなたの生きてから死ぬまで配信します
Ain't Life and Death a part of the same pointless circus?
神々守るのさ might as well give your soul to us!

Ahh 私 致死的 Streamer
A sneaky devil death dealer
Junpo ka ii hou, so let's bet your life!
私 脱法 Singer
My voice, cue the final stinger
Executing like a scythe, so 凄い, 凄い, nice
Reap, collect your lives
Then sell 'em at a high price (Good deal)
非道なくらい 命をください (お願い bitch)
Killers don't play nice
Begging won't suffice (Soul meal!)
死神は 愉快
これ天職じゃない?
Ha-ha (I'm on a roll, bitch)

Bop dee-yuh skiddey beep bop
Bop dee-yuh skiddey beep bop
Bop dee-yuh skiddey beep bop
Zippity wap-beep-dip-pop (Deh-deh-deh-dewn)
Bop dee-yuh skiddey beep bop
Bop dee-yuh skiddey beep bop
Bop dee-yuh skiddey beep bop
Zippity wap-beep-dip-pop
Zippity wap-beep-dip-pop
Oh, Ha-ha-ha-ha