Lyrics The Birmingham Ho - Morten Abel
OK...
Taxi!
I
met
this
girl
in
a
Birmingham
taxi
I
got
it
first,
but
she
slipped
in
before
me
Just
as
I
was
telling
her,
hey
this
is
mine
She
already
told
the
cab
driver
where
to
go
Me
I
always
show
respect
for
the
ladies
I
sat
back
and
let
her
have
it
her
way
So
good
lord
sees
me
through
darkness
and
light
I
tell
you
what
I
remembered
from
that
night
I'm
hungry,
do
you
fancy
a
little
something
to
eat?
I
can't
go
on
forever
on
Cognac
and
weed
But
she
was
already
on
the
way
down
in
the
seat
I
tried
to
stop
her,
or
maybe
I
didn't
So
there
I
was
in
a
strange
situation
The
chauffeur
said
I
can
drop
you
off
at
the
station
I
said
no
man,
no
don't
I
tell
you
when
to
stop
keep
your
eyes
on
the
road
You
don't
have
to
be
gay
to
make
a
friend
feel
good
OK
No,
you
don't
have
to
be
gay
to
make
a
friend
feel
good
OK
You
don't
have
to
be
gay
to
make
a
friend
feel
good
OK
Two
hours
later,
she
was
still
at
it
The
driver
had
to
refill
gasoline
and
shit
Baby
baby,
introduce
yourself
What's
your
name,
girl?
My
name
is
Fred
Fred?
Fred,
yeah
Fred,
a'what
a'what
did
you
say?
Now
that
put
me
back
a
bit
'cos
I'm
not
gay
Now
that
put
me
back
a
bit
'cos
I'm
not
gay
You
don't
have
to
be
gay
to
make
a
friend
feel
good
OK
No,
you
don't
have
to
be
gay
to
make
a
friend
feel
good
OK
You
don't
have
to
be
gay
to
make
a
friend
feel
good
OK
So
whatever
kind
of
trouble
you
might
get
yourself
into
Just
think
of
me
that
night
and
what
I
went
through
I
thought
it
was
Helen
or
Marie
or
whatever,
giving
me
head
Until
I
realised
it
was
this
dude
called
Fred
...
Hello
And
that
was
a
Birmingham
Ho
Hey,
ho
hey,
ho
hey
And
that
was
a
Birmingham
Ho
Hey,
ho
hey,
ho
hey,
ho
hey
Take
it
away
now.
Hold
on
a
minute,
that's
bullshit
You
told
me
it
was
a
microphone
And
you
wanted
me
to
sing
in
it
I
have
a
lot
of
friends
and
I
do
lots
of
things
for
them
I
don't
think
it's
me,
I
think
it's
you
that
have
a
problem
So
zip
up
and
try
to
be
a
gentleman
I
have
feelings
too
and
I
don't
need
you
to
hurt
them
So
zip
up
and
try
to
be
a
gentleman
So
zip
up
and
try
to
be
a
gentleman
You
don't
have
to
be
gay
to
make
a
friend
feel
good
OK
No,
you
don't
have
to
be
gay
to
make
a
friend
feel
good
OK
You
don't
have
to
be
gay
to
make
a
friend
feel
good
OK
You
don't
have
to
be
gay
to
make
a
friend
feel
good
OK
No,
you
don't
have
to
be
gay
to
make
a
friend
feel
good
OK
You
don't
have
to
be
gay
to
make
a
friend
feel
good
OK
And
that
was
a
Birmingham
Ho
Hey,
ho
hey,
ho
hey
And
was
a
Birmingham
Ho
Hey,
ho
hey,
ho
hey,
ho
hey...

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7 Mr. Innocent
8 The Birmingham Ho
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10 Opera
11 Cecilia Carter
12 I'll Be Good
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