Lyrics On Tour - Mr Jones

Alarm set for 4
My bags are at the door
Got my passport ready cos we're going on tour
And the plane's in the sky and it's climbing to a soar
And I'm in first class just waiting for the Moet to pour
It's a day long flight, and Sydney's in sight
And the wheels touch down, And I'm feelin alright
And I'm out in the sun, And I'm seeing the sights
The opera house is in the distance where I'm playing tonight
Mr Jones on your mic, I'm bringing the thunder
Got the Sheila's all screaming when I'm going down under
It's one night only, you know i gotta go
And now it's back to the tour and we're going Tokyo
Konichiwa everybody, that's just how you say "Hello"
Geisha's love Mr Jones and they're feeling my flow
And they're queuing around the block just to get to my show
So see me after the gig, if you wanna say "Hi!"
But I don't ever wanna leave, I don't wanna say bye
But you know I gotta go, I gotta get in the sky
Mr Jones can't stay, I'm saying Sayonara
And wherever we go next, well I'll see you tomorrow
Laters!

I'm in the next city and I'm drinking wine
I'm in the sunshine and I'm feeling fine
All my friends are here, have a real good time
Cos we're on tour yeah!
I'm in the next city and I'm drinking wine
I'm in the sunshine and I'm feeling fine
All my friends are here, have a real good time
Cos we're on tour yeah!

Las Vegas! Woo
Boy It's good to see you
Got a suite for two nights at that palace owned by Ceasar
Show tomorrow night, I'm at the MGM arena
But first, let's have a flutter on the tables at the Grand
I got an Ace up my sleeve, some hearts in my hand
Could be on to a winner this is better than I planned
Poker face, take my time, I'm not in a rush and, all I need's a Queen
I've got a royal flush!
I played my cards right and I smashed the show tonight
A limo to the airport, I gotta catch a flight
I could snooze for a week but this city never sleeps
Plane lands, Paparazzi yeah, they're waiting for me
Mr Jones has arrived, we're in N-Y-C
First stop, hit the bar and, all the drinks are free
One day i'll have a statue like my name is Liberty
I'm on stage at the garden and I'm central like the park
The roof is on fire, think I set off a spark
And I'm ready for my encore, the lights have gone dark
I love this city 3000 like I'm Tony Stark
Cos New York City yeah you're always, always in my heart

I'm in the next city and I'm drinking wine
I'm in the sunshine and I'm feeling fine
All my friends are here, have a real good time
Cos we're on tour yeah!
I'm in the next city and I'm drinking wine
I'm in the sunshine and I'm feeling fine
All my friends are here, have a real good time
Cos we're on tour yeah!

I'm finally back in Blighty, two gigs to go
I'm gonna give it my all, so let's go Glasgow
Say what you want about this city, It's a beautiful sight
But Mr Jones is blending in, I'm in a kilt tonight
I'm on fire on the mic and I'm about to ignite
Cos I just wanna find a girl to share my quilt tonight
But now it's one last gig and I'm back on home soil
Cos I've lived like a king, round here I'm a royal
Been all around the world seen so many places yeah
But Manchester, Baby you're my Oasis and the bees all love me
And you know they're delighted, cos I'm playing the M-E-N
To make this City United
Now my tours all over, but Don't Look Back In Anger
Tell the pilot park the plane and put it all back in the Hanger
As the lights go down, to the cheers and screams
And then I open my eyes and it was all a dream!

I'm in the next city and I'm drinking wine
I'm in the sunshine and I'm feeling fine
All my friends are here, have a real good time
Cos we're on tour yeah!
I'm in the next city and I'm drinking wine
I'm in the sunshine and I'm feeling fine
All my friends are here, have a real good time
Cos we're on tour yeah!