Mr. Bongo (Hello Children)

Hello children (Hello Mr. Heath)
Today I'm going to tell you a story
A story of a man they call Mr. Bongo
Ah yes
Gather round, gather round
Mr. Bongo was very good man (See, come again)
He knew how to play the bongos, yes, very well
But there was one thing about Mr. Bongo
Mr. Bongo used to do drugs (Ooh)
Yes, a lot of drugs
Very bad drugs (See, come again)
And when he took his drugs, he played
Incredible music (See, come again)
Yes, all the people loved his music (See, come again)
That was Mr. Bongo
Mr. Bongo had so much rhythm (See, come again)
Very good rhythm
And when he was on drugs, his music (See, come again)
Became very very good, yes (See, come again)
And when he did his drugs, in his head
He made his own music (See, come again)
With his drum, yes (See, come again)
I remember one day, I was with Mr. Bongo
And he played this song
And it sounded just like this
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They say he's crazy
They say he's mad
But Mr. Bongo likes to see you shake your ass
Yes
Hahahahahahaha
Mr. Bongo
Makes you move
Makes you feel
Makes you want to
Be free
I guess, I don't know
I don't know Mr. Bongo that well
But the story with Mr. Bongo is
He wants you to dance
With the bass
And his congas
And the funky rhythm he has
Yes
That's Mr. Bongo
Wait, wait, wait, wait
Hold on children
Before I go any further
Please
I must get a drink
I must drink
Okay, give me
Five minutes
Five minutes
I'll be right back
See?
Come again
Okay, where was I?
Yes, ah yes
Mr. Bongo
So children
What have we learned today?
Today
We learned about Mr. Bongo
About his drugs
About how his music was beautiful when he was on drugs
About him playing the congas
And about
You not doing drugs
Don't do drugs so you wind up like Mr. Bongo, okay?
Now you kids go along and play
I'm going to go call Mr. Bongo to see how he doing
Okay
Take care now
Bye bye
Bye kids, bye
Mr. Bongo's a weirdo
He can't even play video games
He doesn't even have a