Lyrics Cheese/Where's My Slice - NOFX

Well it's been a long time, now it's time to get your bubble burst
Things are bad enough in this world
Why do you have to make them worse?
Day after day, you just gotta get it
So sick and tired of your bitching and complaining

So long you've been oppressed while others lives are gaining
Want reparations, you're needy and deserving
Can't understand why some are served while you're doing the serving
Anything but responsibility
Where's my slice?!
I want more than equal rights
I want everything for free!

You waste your time concerned with what others are earning
You want a revolution to start the tables turning
A demonstration to make a better nation

We'll spend the day protesting all the problems that we're facing
Anything but face reality
Where's my slice?!
I want more than equal rights
I want everything for free!
Your brilliant theory how the world owes you a living
You'll take away from others the things they should be giving
They own the pie, you want your share

Whoever told you life was fair?
You were dealt your hand
NOW PLAY IT
Where's my slice?!
I want more than equal rights
I want everything for free!
Where's my slice?!
I want more than equal rights
I want everything for free!