Lyrics Fun Things to F**k (If You're a Winner) - NOFX

Fun things to fuck
Fuck the front door, fuck the back
Fuck the good girls with the knack
Fuck the government until they fuck you back
Fuck a Muslim, fuck a Jew
Fuck fans of blink-182
That's illegal if you're born in '83
Yeah

Fuck a bean-cheese burrito
Fuck a bowl of cookie dough
Fuck the space between the big and neighbor toe
Fuck a cop, fuck a marine
Fuck a jar of vaseline
Fuck a calzone with pepperoni

Fuck a midget, fuck a dwarf
Fuck Chris Cringle with an elf
But before you fuck it all
GO FUCK YOURSELF! :)