Lyrics Thank God It’s Monday - NOFX

I'm gonna tell you what I really think I like about Mondays
Cause they feel like Saturdays
When you don't gotta go to work
Every day is a holiday
I wake up when I want to
I do anything I wanna do
Can't wait for Tuesday

I really never liked Fridays (I don't)
I can't do what I wanna do (Like to)
Sold out at the movies (Go out)
Can't eat at the restaurants (Weekends)
Everybody want a good time
But the bar's full of cigarette smoke
I think I'll stay home
I think I'll wait for Monday

I live a 5 day weekend
I gotta year long holiday
Thank God it's Monday
The only place that I gotta be
Is at the show or on the first tee
Thank God for irony
Nevermind the aggravation
Modulation
Gimme another key

I'll tell you why I like Tuesdays (Wednesday)
Cause they're kinda like Christmas (New Years)
Come to think about Wednesdays (Thursday)
Are a little like Hanukkah (Every day is good)
Thursday's Thanksgiving
I'm talking about good living
I'll think I give thanks
Thank God it's Monday
Thank God it's Monday
Thank God it's Monday
(Montag ist sehr gut)
Thank God it's Monday (Monday is my favorite time of year)
Thank God it's Monday
Thank God it's Monday
(Yom sheny tov)
Thank God it's Monday