Lyrics Vegetarian Mumbo Jumbo - NOFX

Vegetarian
Vegetarian
Vegetarian
I don′t want tofu
I'd rather have a mouthful of beef stew.
I don′t want to be a vegetarian!
Why eat beans when you can have steak insted?
I don't feel bad about eating something thats dead.
Why should i be sad when cows get hit in the head?
So I like eating fish tell me whats wrong with this.
How can you blame me for eating chicken of the sea?
Vegetarian
Don't waste your breath yelling at me, about animal rights and how they should be free.
Cause its survival of the fittest and we′re winning.
I don′t feel bad about eating something that's dead.
Why should I be sad for chickens being force fed.
So I like eating fish tell me whats wrong with this.
How can you blame me for eating chicken of the sea?
Vegetarian, go fry an egg!
...and we mean it...