Lyrics I Love Ping Pong (If I Had Another Life) - Nenad Bach

If I had another life
I would never walk straight
All the things I love to do
Other people love to hate

Wear my shoes on my ears
And my hat on my feet
Park the car in the kitchen
And take a bath in the street

I love Ping Pong, I love bums, love the Three Stooges
And those crazy drums
I like lovers who don't vote the same
And lying on my bed
In the stars and the rain, o yeah

If I had another life, I would run, run, run have some fun
But seriously
If I had another life
I would run for president
Feed the pigeons in the park
Never pay the rent

Jerry Garcia
Secretary of State
Declares money illegal
Now, wouldn't that be great

I love Ping Pong, I love bums
Anchovy pizza
And those crazy drums
I like lovers
Who don't vote the same
And lying on my bed
In the stars and the rain, o yeah

If I had another life
I would do it all again
Run a movie from the middle
Beginning at the end

Try to miss the target
And win the biggest score
Tell my dad I love him
Like I never did before

I love Ping Pong, I love bums
Love the Honeymooners
And those crazy drums
I like lovers
Who don't vote the same
And talking to my father
In the stars and the rain, o yeah

If I had another life, if I had another life, if I had another life, if I had another life