Lyrics Dildo - NickTheDick

15 inch realistic for woman
Feel the vibration
Let's go bitch

I bought a dildo off of eBay
But when it arrived it was covered in cum
So I rubbed all around my bum,
A dildo makes me feel so happy
So much so I could shit my nappy
But maybe first I'll take a snooze
Cause bitch I'm gettin high on booze

A dildo a dildo a mother fucking dildo
I'll buy it off of sweetener sex toys
And use it with da boys,
It should go straight up and hit my spot
But I have more than one so it will be a dot to dot,
Bitch I'll turn on the vibration
And it will make a mass migration
But I'll do when my girl is on vacation

Tickle Tickle here comes the trickle
The cum is so fun when it's up my bum
The tip goes up into her tum
As her whip comes out my ass
Its gonna turn green like grass
But butch be careful cause my dildo will spike you like an armadillo

The ejaculation will be more than your imagination
The height I can squirt could make ya hurt
So don't come to close or it'll get your nose
But bitch who knows it might touch your toes

I want to play all night and day,
But maybe instead I could you a spoon,
I'm sure that's what you wanted when I asked you at noon,
But if I can't be bothered I'll just order online
A dildo that'll be straight from prime,
Tell me the size that you desire
Remember 20 inch is more of a prize,

Tickle Tickle here comes the trickle
The cum is so fun when it's up my bum
The tip goes up into her tum
As her whip comes out my ass
Its gonna turn green like grass
But butch be careful cause my dildo will spike you like an armadillo