Lyrics Floyd The Barber - Nirvana

Bell on door clanks, come on in
Floyd observes my hairy chin
Sit down, chair, don't be afraid
Steamed hot towel on my face

I'm ashamed
I'm ashamed
I'm ashamed

Barney ties me to the chair
I can't see, I'm really scared
Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip
Pee pee pressed against my lips

I'm ashamed
I'm ashamed
I'm ashamed

I sense others in the room
Opie, Aunt Bea, I presume
They take turns and cut me up
I died smothered in Andy's clutch

I'm ashamed
I'm ashamed
I'm ashamed